When yer gotta go... you gotta go. Make it the adventure of a lifetime - something to bore the grandchildren/nephews/nieces with in years to come. Best of luck Dean.
I may be able to put you in touch with floorspace in Singapore (depends how long you take to get there if you go that way - it's available until December 2012 at least), [Edit - you'll be nowhere near Singapore... doh] and something more luxurious just south of Perth WA if you need it.
Just keep in touch by posting or emailing something from an internet cafe once in a blue moon. Oh - can we have a month's notice of your impending return so we'll be able to organise a re-run of the York to Tan Hill night ride for your first Friday back in Blighty followed by a Not the Christmas Puddings Ride on the Sunday
You'll be needing to have a fixie ride to look forward to.