Author Topic: The RANT thread (often contains fruity language) (21/09)  (Read 1299 times)


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The RANT thread (often contains fruity language) (21/09)
« on: September 23, 2011, 12:13:55 am »
Wind: fuck off you utter bastard! What's the fucking point in getting up in the fucking morning (before fucking Tescos have any proper food, it appears) to grimp my way up a complete chevronny bastard of a climb to the top of the sodding Pennines, if you're only going to make me slow down to 10 miserable miles per hour to avoid getting blown under a fucking cement lorry? Seriously? That was supposed to be a fucking awesome descent, and I wasted it dragging the brakes and trying not to die like a fucking Londoner. For fuck's sake!

And my fucking phone doesn't want me to put the apostrophe in "fuck's". Useless!