People who park like fuds

[Jurek]

What's happened to the clamp? If it was a rural area I'd say shotgun practice, but... ?

Local graffiti artist.
Spray a black blob, add a couple of self adhesive white dots to represent eyes.

[Cudzoziemiec]

Zooming in, that becomes clear. Well, the clamp must be worth more than the car now...

[Riggers]

For God's sake, don't show Tracy Emin – she'll 'acquire' it and promote it as street art.

[Kim]

To be fair, the art started when somebody wheel-clamped a burnt-out car.

[Jurek]

To be fair, the art started when somebody wheel-clamped a burnt-out car.

Word.

Also, it intrigues me that someone should tea-leaf the doors from the auto-flambe.
A) They're unlikely to fit a bodyshell that hasn't been tempered at similar temperatures.
B) I cannot see paint adhering to toasted metalwork.
C) The rest of the trim/glass/rubber you'll need to make them work will probably cost more than that of a half decent second hand BMW 3 series (I'm guessing that's what has been cremated)

[Cudzoziemiec]

To be fair, the art started when somebody wheel-clamped a burnt-out car.

Word.

I'm wondering if nikki otp could incorporate this into her journey series things... 

[fuzzy (retd.) AAGE]

To be fair, the art started when somebody wheel-clamped a burnt-out car.

Word.

Also, it intrigues me that someone should tea-leaf the doors from the auto-flambe.
A) They're unlikely to fit a bodyshell that hasn't been tempered at similar temperatures.
B) I cannot see paint adhering to toasted metalwork.
C) The rest of the trim/glass/rubber you'll need to make them work will probably cost more than that of a half decent second hand BMW 3 series (I'm guessing that's what has been cremated)

To the right person, all metal has scrap value

[Pingu]

IMG_3953_01 by The Pingus, on Flickr

[yorkie]

That's not parked, *that's* abandoned!!

[JStone]

[ElyDave]

IMG_3953_01 by The Pingus, on Flickr

That's Peterborough parking

[Cudzoziemiec]

Does that belong to the bloke selling trinkets in front of the closed-down shop?

[JStone]

...
Does that belong to the bloke selling trinkets in front of the closed-down shop?

Neither of the couple sitting in it looked like they were engaged in active trinketing. Gone a couple of minutes later.

[Jurek]

To be fair, the art started when somebody wheel-clamped a burnt-out car.

Word.

Also, it intrigues me that someone should tea-leaf the doors from the auto-flambe.
A) They're unlikely to fit a bodyshell that hasn't been tempered at similar temperatures.
B) I cannot see paint adhering to toasted metalwork.
C) The rest of the trim/glass/rubber you'll need to make them work will probably cost more than that of a half decent second hand BMW 3 series (I'm guessing that's what has been cremated)

To the right person, all metal has scrap value

Point taken.

[Pingu]

FFS neighbours 


IMG_3965_01 by The Pingus, on Flickr

[hubner]

I suppose it's not that common, the front garden's too small but they park it there anyway.

[road-runner]

From this BBC article.

[Cudzoziemiec]

This is some of the worst parking in
Bristol screams the headline. Starting with this:

Well, no, it's not. In fact it's a pathetic attempt at being the worst parking in Bristol. The competition is tough, as soon becomes evident. But not to worry, the owner of the car above can take instruction in the art of bad parking from someone called Ann:

[The French Tandem]

Well, no, it's not. In fact it's a pathetic attempt at being the worst parking in Bristol. The competition is tough, as soon becomes evident. But not to worry, the owner of the car above can take instruction in the art of bad parking from someone called Ann:

Did someone call Ann to give her a word about her parking habits? After all, she's not ashamed of her behaviour in spite of her phone number being clearly printed on the car!

[Mrs Pingu]

I think Ann shoukd be getting whatever instructing accreditation she has taken off her for that.

[ian]

Sadly, like most people, I expect she thinks that's OK 'because she's not blocking the road.'