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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #1200 on: April 12, 2020, 10:38:56 pm »
If I were the farmer, I would
have the driver roll the windows down and pick the car up with the forklift tines

Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #1201 on: April 16, 2020, 09:41:43 pm »
If I were the farmer, I would
have the driver roll the windows down and pick the car up with the forklift tines
Why open the windows? I'm sure the at the forklift tines wouldn't find the windows a problem.
(If you lift a car with the roof, it's seriously damaged anyhow)
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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #1202 on: April 18, 2020, 05:51:46 pm »

Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #1203 on: April 21, 2020, 03:39:48 pm »


Where do you park your plane when the airport is overcrowded?

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #1204 on: April 22, 2020, 11:51:46 am »


Where do you park your plane when the airport is overcrowded?

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #1205 on: April 22, 2020, 11:55:12 pm »
I assumed that was virus related - it's actually almost a year old, and storage for the problem-ridden Boeing 737 MAX 

https://www.reddit.com/r/aviation/comments/bwuamw/grounded_737max_near_boeing_field_seattle_this/

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #1206 on: June 25, 2020, 01:07:04 pm »
This is a mixture of crap cycle facilities and people who park like fuds.
The lane is all over 2m long (although it leads to a shared use footway) but is often used as a teeny parking bay.
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Remember this one, from a couple of years back?  I went past it yesterday, on the way to and from the optician.  Here's what was parked there on the way there:

Then this was there on the way back:


It looks like the bollard in the original link has been replaced with one that doesn't have a magic cycle path sign on it, which makes it just fine to park there. Obvs.

(How can people think that represents a parking bay? Car shaped, yes, but with Give Way lines each end. Twats.)
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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #1207 on: June 25, 2020, 01:14:49 pm »
That's an extraordinarily special piece of cycling infrastructure.
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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #1208 on: June 25, 2020, 01:17:49 pm »
That's an extraordinarily special piece of cycling infrastructure.
It is quite magical.  I shall ask my chum who works for the relevant local authority if he knows anything about it.
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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #1209 on: June 25, 2020, 07:00:52 pm »
High Street North, Newham, London.  Many parking bays suspended to widen pavements.  No problem.

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #1210 on: June 25, 2020, 10:07:37 pm »
On the opposite side of the road to my shop is a pay and display car park The pay and display function is suspended making parking free.
https://goo.gl/maps/1d2RaoK5X6mfpYPZA

Today a lazy toad parked on the grass verge between the pavement and car park fence whilst he popped into the shop.

Special people some of these drivers.
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