Author Topic: Little Eye On The Provinces  (Read 128252 times)

Basil

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1825 on: December 28, 2018, 09:18:15 am »
 :facepalm: I actually meant whisky.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1826 on: December 28, 2018, 09:35:25 am »
 ;D
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1828 on: January 05, 2019, 12:10:20 am »
https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/17335110.missing-goldfish-dave-leaves-swindon-owners-stumped/

Fun stuff here, great find roger

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The 36-year-old said she has seen hide nor hair of the pet fish, bought five years ago from Pets at Home.

Typo at the beginning With a ‘not’ missing...

Followed by the suggestion a goldfish has hide hair. Mind you, it is Swindon.
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Kim

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1829 on: January 05, 2019, 12:14:51 am »
Aliens! </rimmer>
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1830 on: January 05, 2019, 12:05:01 pm »
<cat> 'I broke my tooth!'
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Kim

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1831 on: January 05, 2019, 12:13:19 pm »
To ride the Windcheetah, first, you must embrace the cantilever...

Never tell me the odds.


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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1834 on: January 11, 2019, 01:35:19 pm »
Aged a bit in the second photo...
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1835 on: January 11, 2019, 01:49:33 pm »
It doesn't just give you short sight and hairy palms...
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1836 on: January 11, 2019, 02:43:44 pm »
Can you type that a bit bigger...?
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1838 on: January 13, 2019, 11:24:13 pm »
Oh, Bach without any doubt. Bach every time for me.

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1839 on: January 14, 2019, 09:30:56 pm »
Just love my home city

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/hull-woman-turns-purple-cocktail-2423175

Originally this article had the comments switched on, but they soon got switched off when the female involved was getting ridiculed.

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1840 on: January 14, 2019, 10:13:36 pm »
Have they seriously tried to pixellate out the house number?!
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1842 on: January 15, 2019, 01:10:52 pm »
Just love my home city

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/hull-woman-turns-purple-cocktail-2423175

Originally this article had the comments switched on, but they soon got switched off when the female involved was getting ridiculed.

I think she's got a point.
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spesh

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1845 on: January 22, 2019, 10:35:00 pm »
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Revellers in Cheltenham reportedly spotted a sickening sight in the town over the weekend, as a severed 'goats head' was left on the pavement outside a popular pub.

One shocked passer-by was walking along Bath Road in Cheltenham, when they witnessed the goat head lying on the pavement.

They said: "It was about 10.30pm Saturday night and the goat head was just on the path outside Wetherspoon, everyone was just acting like normal.

"We did go past Sunday morning but it was gone."

The disgusting image reveals the animal's head on the pavement, but that is not the end of the unusual circumstances surrounding what happened to the rest of the goat.

They added: "My friend also said there was someone in a nun costume who dropped it out of a duffel bag and ran off."

Gloucestershire Live: 'Nun with duffel bag' drops 'severed goat head' on pavement outside Cheltenham pub

NB - contains a graphic (allowing for the crappy phone camera) image of the severed head.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1846 on: January 22, 2019, 10:37:26 pm »
Satanic ritual, or normal for Weatherspoons?
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spesh

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1847 on: January 22, 2019, 10:51:10 pm »
Given it's Cheltenham, it could have been a GCHQ team-building exercise. Cryptanalysis probably has a higher than average oddball quotient. :demon:
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1849 on: January 23, 2019, 12:05:15 am »
Satanic ritual, or normal for Weatherspoons?
Chilly thought.
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