Author Topic: Little Eye On The Provinces  (Read 136152 times)

Guy

  • Left-Wing Moonbat Green NAZI
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1875 on: February 21, 2019, 01:22:31 pm »
I've heard of N+1, but this is ridiculous... :o

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Police seize 101 bicycles from Oldham home

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-47318231

Joking aside, I'm glad they've caught this bastard, and I hope the recovered lost souls will be reunited with their pet humans.
What duck?

hellymedic

  • Just do it!
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1876 on: February 24, 2019, 04:02:03 pm »

Not fast & rarely furious

tweeting occasional in(s)anities as andrewxclark

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1878 on: March 07, 2019, 09:59:24 am »
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/angry-dad-put-fish-chips-15931890


Dastardly doggers again. It’s hardly the weather for al fresco amour.
Not fast & rarely furious

tweeting occasional in(s)anities as andrewxclark

Cudzoziemiec

  • Solar powered, tea fuelled cycle-wol
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1879 on: March 07, 2019, 10:14:23 am »
And from the same source: Man bites dog!
An ungovernable laughter, a joyous agitation which makes the summer stretching before you seem like an unrolling canvas on which you might draw those first rude pure strokes that are free. (Capote)

citoyen

  • Cat 6 Racer
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1880 on: March 07, 2019, 05:04:56 pm »
Kim, you have a challenge...




Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1881 on: March 07, 2019, 05:18:00 pm »
Kim, you have a challenge...


WTF?
I'll have to check this out, the next time I'm DFL.

citoyen

  • Cat 6 Racer
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1882 on: March 07, 2019, 05:21:48 pm »
next time I'm DFL.

Just make sure it's the first Thursday of the month.

I love that they used his Tinder profile pic to illustrate the story.

Kim

  • Timelord
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1883 on: March 07, 2019, 06:11:42 pm »
To ride the Windcheetah, first, you must embrace the cantilever...

Kim

  • Timelord
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1884 on: March 07, 2019, 06:13:21 pm »
Hang on, a 400m Ethernet cable?  I call cheating!
To ride the Windcheetah, first, you must embrace the cantilever...

Cudzoziemiec

  • Solar powered, tea fuelled cycle-wol
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1885 on: March 07, 2019, 06:34:01 pm »
Kim, you have a challenge...


WTF?
I'll have to check this out, the next time I'm DFL.
Dating for love?
An ungovernable laughter, a joyous agitation which makes the summer stretching before you seem like an unrolling canvas on which you might draw those first rude pure strokes that are free. (Capote)

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1886 on: March 07, 2019, 06:34:54 pm »
next time I'm DFL.

Just make sure it's the first Thursday of the month.

I love that they used his Tinder profile pic to illustrate the story.
TBF, I don't think I fit the profile for your average / random DFL.
Not when most of my time in Wizzybell is spent doing DIY and house mods for m'Julie
Or walking her dog on the beach.
Or doing car-park duty in the charity car park at the Junior School.
I've never been in The Old Neptune or had oysters.

But I'll tell you what.
I can spot 'em! (DFLs)  ;)

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1887 on: March 07, 2019, 06:35:41 pm »
Kim, you have a challenge...


WTF?
I'll have to check this out, the next time I'm DFL.
Dating for love?
Down from London.

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1888 on: March 07, 2019, 07:21:05 pm »
I'd love to think that someone has more ethernet cables than Kim and I, but I feel a tint of Southend News Network here?
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

Cudzoziemiec

  • Solar powered, tea fuelled cycle-wol
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1889 on: March 07, 2019, 08:03:09 pm »
Whitstable World of Wisdom.
An ungovernable laughter, a joyous agitation which makes the summer stretching before you seem like an unrolling canvas on which you might draw those first rude pure strokes that are free. (Capote)

citoyen

  • Cat 6 Racer
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1890 on: March 07, 2019, 08:06:56 pm »
I'd love to think that someone has more ethernet cables than Kim and I, but I feel a tint of Southend News Network here?

Hmmm. My sister posted the cutting on facebook and she's normally a reliable source so it didn't even occur to me that it might be questionable. But now you mention it...

I shall make enquiries.

Kim

  • Timelord
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1891 on: March 07, 2019, 09:02:10 pm »
I'd love to think that someone has more ethernet cables than Kim and I, but I feel a tint of Southend News Network here?

Hmmm. My sister posted the cutting on facebook and she's normally a reliable source so it didn't even occur to me that it might be questionable. But now you mention it...

Strikes me as deeply suspicious that someone who collects Ethernet cables doesn't have a decent website (that I can find, anyway)...
To ride the Windcheetah, first, you must embrace the cantilever...

hellymedic

  • Just do it!
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1892 on: March 08, 2019, 11:19:42 pm »

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1893 on: March 09, 2019, 09:19:55 am »
Trans publicity?

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1894 on: March 09, 2019, 09:24:13 am »
There was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
In half an hour
His bum was a flower
And his willy was covered in weeds
Never tell me the odds.

Giraffe

  • I brake for Giraffes
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1895 on: March 09, 2019, 09:31:04 am »
Trans publicity?
Said to be temporary - soon to be deflowered?
2x4: thick plank; 4x4: 2 of 'em.

hellymedic

  • Just do it!

ElyDave

  • Royal and Ancient Polar Bear Society member 263583
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1897 on: March 09, 2019, 03:59:02 pm »
I'll bet he's for the high jump(er)

IGMC
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

orraloon

  • I'm trying Ringo, I'm trying real hard
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1898 on: March 13, 2019, 05:59:10 pm »
£85 victim surcharge?   A seagull?  And a curfew?  Must mind my chips.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-47557456


[Edit.  Yes I know how the victim surcharge scheme works.  Just have this image of a pack of his seagull pals enjoying a splurge on £85 worth of chips and assorted deep fried things   :)]

Guy

  • Left-Wing Moonbat Green NAZI
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1899 on: March 18, 2019, 10:03:00 am »
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Thief steals Devon seaside resort dog poo bin

Police have been mulling the possible reasons for why someone would steal a dog poo bin from a seaside resort.

It was unscrewed from its mounting and taken at Fisherman's Cove in East Portlemouth, Devon sometime between Tuesday or Wednesday.

"Over the years I've investigated many crimes," said a police spokesman. "Some interesting, some not so. This one is up there on the [interesting] list."

Officers are looking for leads to locate the bin, "but not its contents".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47604022
What duck?