Portaloos for Brexit
"The mysterious [HUM/BUZZ/RINGING/BEEP] which has plagued [YOUR TOWN HERE] since [YEAR OR DECADE HERE]... "
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...
"Over the water" , they're different....... Some of them even think they're in Cheshire.....
Two cars are also known to have driven into the water by mistake.
A mum was left with chemical burns after she accidentally ate a handful of mini fireworks she thought were popping candy.Lisa Boothroyd, 48, claims she found the multicoloured box of Fun Snaps among the lollipops in Costcutter when she was buying snacks for her and her neighbours.