Author Topic: Little Eye On The Provinces  (Read 185244 times)

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2050 on: December 07, 2019, 11:31:36 am »
And Darkness and Decay and the Coronavirus held illimitable dominion over all.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2051 on: December 07, 2019, 04:52:49 pm »
Hula Hoop sales up 109%!
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2052 on: December 09, 2019, 07:07:18 pm »
And Darkness and Decay and the Coronavirus held illimitable dominion over all.

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2053 on: December 09, 2019, 07:09:49 pm »
https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/18089803.swindon-recycling-centre-produces-cheese-vomit-smell-rubbish/

I hear Venice mings too, at certain times of year

Kenton Lane Farm (see 'Grammar' thread): where new homes are built from former dairy products....

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2054 on: December 09, 2019, 07:40:40 pm »
They must have altered it since you read it. The volt is now derived from the mobile phone.
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A 55-volt electric current can kill in certain circumstances – that’s the equivalent of 10 mobile phones.
Science is never still.

Pardon my memory, but my recollection from my days as a student of elfin' safety, was that 110V CTE, gave max 55v shock and was as such unlikely to result in any nastiness due to the inherent resistance of the human bean?
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2055 on: December 09, 2019, 08:03:41 pm »
'Unlikely' fits with 'certain circumstances'.  A recently-watered bean, for example, is likely to have a much lower surface resistance...
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2056 on: December 09, 2019, 08:26:32 pm »
This is why 'merkins are allowed plugs in their bathrooms.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2057 on: December 09, 2019, 10:23:52 pm »
This is why 'merkins are allowed plugs in their bathrooms.

You're looking at it the wrong way round: They use shaver plugs for all their appliances  ;D
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2058 on: December 10, 2019, 11:40:20 am »
This is why USAnian tea is served cold.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2059 on: December 10, 2019, 12:34:28 pm »
This is why 'merkins are allowed plugs in their bathrooms.

You're looking at it the wrong way round: They use shaver plugs for all their appliances  ;D
This is why USAnian tea is served cold.
Quite right! Hot tea would scald your face. Besides, it would dye your chin a funny colour.
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Kim

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2060 on: December 10, 2019, 02:25:42 pm »
Speaking of tea, best avoid it in Manchester: The bizarre moment a FOX pees in a man's cup of tea
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2061 on: December 10, 2019, 02:46:26 pm »
Not exactly timid, are they?  I haven't seen a live one in the wild for years.
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2062 on: December 10, 2019, 02:58:51 pm »
What was he doing leaving it unattended? And on the pavement! Careless human!
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2063 on: December 10, 2019, 03:40:48 pm »
This age thinks better of a gilded fool / Than of a threadbare saint in Wisdom's school
Thomas Dekker c1598

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2064 on: December 10, 2019, 04:53:49 pm »
Dismal failure to exploit puntential.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2065 on: December 10, 2019, 06:33:51 pm »
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2066 on: December 13, 2019, 07:37:12 pm »
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Man's fear for Cavapoo as yet another sausage found on Bristol pavement
Is cavapoo the Spanish version of prosecco turd?
https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/mans-fear-cavapoo-yet-another-3637423
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2067 on: December 16, 2019, 12:53:43 pm »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-50810196

I really hope the excessive use of air freshener was an attempt to conceal the smell of smoking...
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2072 on: December 30, 2019, 06:05:52 pm »
What sort of plonker initiates this?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-50948901

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2073 on: December 30, 2019, 06:25:52 pm »
Might not have been a human involved in issuing it at all.
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Kim

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2074 on: December 30, 2019, 06:33:54 pm »
Shirley issuing a parking ticket to a police car is what passes for epic lols among traffic wardens civil enforcement officers?  I expect they thought it would get a "ha ha" bin response, rather than kicking off an unstoppable bureaucratic process.
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