Author Topic: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances  (Read 66204 times)

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #400 on: August 21, 2016, 01:36:55 pm »
Cold tea is better than no tea! Just about.
I do not ride a great big Mercian, gangster tanwalls, fixed cog in the back.

Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #401 on: October 11, 2016, 11:09:24 am »
(After Andrew - 3 - slipped and fell down the stairs)
Mummy: Where did you hurt yourself?
Andrew: On the stairs!

Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #402 on: October 11, 2016, 08:32:12 pm »
Miss Dan the Elder: Please stop telling me about Physics so I can do my Physics homework.

rr

Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #403 on: October 12, 2016, 04:45:21 pm »
So do eggs have to be fertilised before they are aged?

No

So they're chicken periods then

Julian

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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #404 on: October 25, 2016, 07:43:10 pm »
(After I had completed the most perfect reverse parking and turned off the engine)

"Well done, mama!"

;D

hellymedic

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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #405 on: October 25, 2016, 09:20:17 pm »
(After I had completed the most perfect reverse parking and turned off the engine)

"Well done, mama!"

;D

 ;D ;D

T42

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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #406 on: October 26, 2016, 10:34:29 am »
The Inlaw Paw went through a phase of greeting every successful manoeuvre with "you're doing very well, Mrs. Webb". Drove us scatty.
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #407 on: November 06, 2016, 10:37:05 pm »
"I'm pretty sure if you're a saint, one of the rules is you can't have killed anyone."
I do not ride a great big Mercian, gangster tanwalls, fixed cog in the back.

Kim

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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #408 on: November 06, 2016, 10:56:14 pm »
I thought you just needed lots of patience...
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

Julian

  • samoture
Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #409 on: November 12, 2016, 10:34:36 pm »
Charlotte: (patiently explaining to Iris why throwing dinner on the floor is not sensible) If you throw peas on the floor, Mummy has to pick them up.

Iris: Hoover.

[throws peas]

Kim

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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #410 on: November 12, 2016, 10:40:41 pm »
Sounds like a vote for peas on earth...  Impeccable logic though.
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #411 on: November 14, 2016, 12:01:20 pm »
Andrew to me: May I please have that piece of play dough, sweetheart?  ;D

Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #412 on: January 07, 2017, 10:10:51 pm »
"Are we nearly at the mistake agents?"
 ;D
Quote from: Kim
^ This woman knows what she's talking about.

hellymedic

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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #413 on: January 07, 2017, 11:29:16 pm »
Reminds me of nephew who called M&S Marks and Spensive...

Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #414 on: January 08, 2017, 10:06:32 am »
m and s  moldy and stale  ;)
the slower you go the more you see

Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #415 on: January 12, 2017, 12:12:54 pm »
She doesn't really qualify anymore but she's my child. Driving up the M62 with her Mum yesterday on the way to a uni interview:

Miss S: Why's there a sign for Halifax on the motorway.

Mrs S: Because it's nearby.

Miss S: But it's a bank Mum!

 ;D

T42

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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #416 on: January 12, 2017, 01:46:13 pm »
Hell, Hull and Barclays doesn't quite cut it.
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #417 on: January 13, 2017, 09:51:03 am »

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #418 on: January 13, 2017, 07:25:12 pm »
Not sure I can adequately render the noise in text, but a child in a kiddy seat on the back of a bike, as his dad cycled over cobbles, going er-uh-oh-er-uh-oh with every bump.  ;D
My feminist marxist dialectic brings all the boys to the yard.


Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #419 on: February 08, 2017, 08:03:15 am »
My wife's niece, four anna half, on being told they were going to move house:

- Why?
- Because we need a bigger house.
- Oh.

<looks puzzled>
<goes away>
<ponders>
<comes back>

- Are we going to be giants?

Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #420 on: February 08, 2017, 07:52:58 pm »
Brilliant!

re an earlier post:  anyone else feel that calling pre-school children "students" should go in "Perfectly nonsensical adult utterances" ?

Wowbagger

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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #421 on: February 08, 2017, 07:59:18 pm »
You mean that you don't have any pre-school studes?
Oh, Bach without any doubt. Bach every time for me.

hellymedic

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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #422 on: February 08, 2017, 08:45:55 pm »
Brilliant!

re an earlier post:  anyone else feel that calling pre-school children "students" should go in "Perfectly nonsensical adult utterances" ?

+1

Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #423 on: February 09, 2017, 02:24:34 pm »
Quote
We're going on a bear hunt,
We're going to catch a big one,
What a beautiful day!
We're not scared.

Uh-oh!

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Kim

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Re: Perfectly Sensible Child Utterances
« Reply #424 on: March 09, 2017, 02:13:05 pm »
Enemy board  n.  Device used by mistake agents for keeping their fingernails tidy.

(Overheard yesterday, in the shampoo corner of Wilkos)

Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...