Author Topic: Eurovision 2012  (Read 4207 times)

Clare

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #50 on: May 26, 2012, 08:59:10 pm »
You can usually rely on Norway but this one looks and sounds like Peter Andre's younger and less talented sibling.


Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #51 on: May 26, 2012, 09:00:28 pm »
My mum said that. I was distracted by the cheekbones.
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Auntie Helen

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #52 on: May 26, 2012, 09:00:49 pm »
I've given up this year.

It's too disappointing these days - too many smooth chests, young faces, cheesy lyrics, the obligatory modulation...

I think I'll have a cup of tea and read a book instead.

(Can you tell I'm now 40!)
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #53 on: May 26, 2012, 09:03:02 pm »
I've given up this year.

It's too disappointing these days - too many smooth chests, young faces, cheesy lyrics, the obligatory modulation...

I think I'll have a cup of tea and read a book instead.

(Can you tell I'm now 40!)
I'm 41 and I love it.

Azerbaijan have sent the non-evil Disney queen, I see.
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AndyK

Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #54 on: May 26, 2012, 09:03:11 pm »
Obviously Hump's turned his hearing aid down. My nan used to do that too when the radio was too loud.

Clare

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #55 on: May 26, 2012, 09:03:43 pm »
AH, don't give up, I'm 46 and I still love it, the cheesiness is the best part.


Clare

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #56 on: May 26, 2012, 09:05:27 pm »
That wailing bloke really need to see somebody about his earache.

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #57 on: May 26, 2012, 09:06:41 pm »
Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew Cuthbert Dibble and - bagpipes?
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her_welshness

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #58 on: May 26, 2012, 09:09:48 pm »
WTF Romania? Like a weird version of the Black Eyed Peas.

Clare

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #59 on: May 26, 2012, 09:10:00 pm »
Romania missed a trick there, they should have replaced the bagpipes with a kazookelele.

Anyway, they clearly can't afford to put the show on, they couldn't even buy the back of her dress.


Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #60 on: May 26, 2012, 09:13:08 pm »
Sorry Woolly, but Denmark is pure dead boring. I think it might have been a Sheryl Crow b-side.
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Clare

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #61 on: May 26, 2012, 09:14:37 pm »
Denmark were put together in a student flat, drugs were involved, but not enough of them.

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #62 on: May 26, 2012, 09:17:29 pm »
It's a bit dull so far this year, apart from the Russian grannies. No pirates, no Lordi, nobody on iceskates, no garden gnomes. It's like Europe's trying to win.
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Gus

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #63 on: May 26, 2012, 09:17:39 pm »
Denmark were put together in a student flat, drugs were involved, but not enough of them.

Please ban us (Denmark ) from eurovision the next decade, so we can make a proper song  :demon:

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #64 on: May 26, 2012, 09:19:33 pm »
But we don't want a proper song. We want garden gnomes.
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Clare

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #65 on: May 26, 2012, 09:21:46 pm »
Oh gods, Sweden's even worse, do you think she's spent a too much time in her room in the dark with only her Kate Bush DVDs for company?

Clare

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #66 on: May 26, 2012, 09:22:55 pm »
Denmark were put together in a student flat, drugs were involved, but not enough of them.

Please ban us (Denmark ) from eurovision the next decade, so we can make a proper song  :demon:

Do we have to supply the drugs as well?


David Martin

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #67 on: May 26, 2012, 09:23:57 pm »
Graham Norton does fill tels shoes rather well..
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David Martin

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #68 on: May 26, 2012, 09:25:13 pm »
OK, Turkey has just rendered me speechless. Has Sacha Baron Cohen managed to break in?
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Clare

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #69 on: May 26, 2012, 09:25:52 pm »
Er well Gus, you could take comfort from this, at least you are not Turkish.


Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #70 on: May 26, 2012, 09:26:19 pm »
Turkey are like Take That if they were miserable teenage goths, plus Ben from Curiosity Killed The Cat.
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AndyK

Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #71 on: May 26, 2012, 09:26:37 pm »
Holy crap. we've got no chance now Turkey have enlisted Borat!

mcshroom

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #72 on: May 26, 2012, 09:26:59 pm »
I think he forgot the words (I'm certain he forgot the tune)
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David Martin

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #73 on: May 26, 2012, 09:29:20 pm »
A singer with a voice - the Spanish Carol Carpenter...
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Eurovision 2012
« Reply #74 on: May 26, 2012, 09:29:52 pm »
Spain are so poor they just gave her a sheet and said "make a toga."
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