Author Topic: Johnny Depp's back on the market  (Read 1559 times)


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Johnny Depp's back on the market
« on: June 25, 2012, 08:26:11 am »
I'd just like to place on record the fact that I know who both Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are, and I think I might even recognise them if I saw a photo of them.

I think that despite "turning Lesbians straight" and "straight men gay", this may be Johnny Depp's greatest single achievement.

Wowbagger has heard of him. 

This puts him up there with the 3 other people Wowbagger has heard of from modern popular culture, Neil Armstrong, Pontius Pilate and Postman Pat.