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Fish & chips x 3 for £16 in Huyton tonight.   Eaten with Mappin & Webb EPNS fish knives & forks and washed down with Aussie chardonnay.   We like to do things properly.... 
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T42

  • Apprentice geezer
When I was a nipper the jam-bowl was always put away in the sideboard after breakfast or tea.  On one occasion when I got it out the EPNS spoon was still stuck in it, and being of tender years so ignorant of chemistry I licked it.  :sick:  My mum's raspberry peculiar had eaten its way through the plating and was working on the brass underneath.  In combination with the fruitiness it was one of the vilest things I've ever tasted.  I haven't been much of a jam-eater since and I'm none too fond of raspberries either.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Fish, chips and curry sauce. Oh my, the best thing ever. Southerners raise an eyebrow though.

Looks more like a battered sausage, filled with mystery meat. Definitely filthy.
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Fish, chips and curry sauce. Oh my, the best thing ever. Southerners raise an eyebrow though.

Looks more like a battered sausage, filled with mystery meat. Definitely filthy.

Correct. Mystery meat product

A portion of fish and chips is £16 here. Fish must come from somewhere else.
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That filth was £5.90.

I have to confess to having a major soft spot for saveloy and chips.
Especially if a gherkin has been thrown in there as well.
Now, if you could somehow order that with mustard......

Mr Larrington

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You could if you moved to Germany, but there’s probably a law over there that bans saveloys as being an offence against sausages :demon:
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ian

You could if you moved to Germany, but there’s probably a law over there that bans saveloys as being an offence against sausages :demon:

I'm not sure, I've had currywurst and honestly, I think the wurst is probably the bits the pig itself didn't want.

I was a big fan of battered sausages and chips, always awesome, the fat would squirt out when you cut them. Sadly, I don't eat pig now and I can't imagine a battered veg sausage would give the same oleaginous pleasure as their deep-fried porcine brethren.

For the last month or so our local Tesco (a small “superstore” about the size of supermarkets 30 years ago) had had Cornish new potatoes on sale. Lovely.
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hellymedic

  • Just do it!
Next-door neighbours' fig tree is dripping with bursting, sweet and ripe fruit but Wikinaccurate informs me that the fig wasp essential for fruit development doesn't live in Britain.
Figs apparently need well-drained soil, which is not how I'd describe my London clay…

I've just nuked a litre of fruit, so I can freeze it.

hellymedic

  • Just do it!
Went to Cocorico Italian in Whetstone yesterday for a group meal.HUGE portions on big plates, good range of Italian fare.
Went to their website and found this wonderful template page.
https://www.cocoricorestaurant.co.uk/venues
Oh Lorem ipsum dear!

Cudzoziemiec

  • Ride adventurously and stop for a brew.
The menu and contact look genuine though, and they're the most important.
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

hellymedic

  • Just do it!
They are.
The pdf menu was identical to those distributed by the waiting staff and the phone number worked.

I just wondered if there were other outlets.

Love the 'Cocorico' pun/joke for a cockerel's morning call...

Cocorico's just what French cockerels say, isn't it?

hellymedic

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Only French cockerels?  ;) ;D

In an Italian eatery?

Mr Larrington

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Ob. Flanders & Swann: https://youtu.be/GCyy1MjlbRU
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hellymedic

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 ;D ;D ;D

Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
  • Custard Wallah
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Mushroom, mushroom!  Victoria suspected mushroom poisoning: lunchtime dish believed to have been a beef wellington pie.
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Only French cockerels?  ;) ;D

In an Italian eatery?

Italian cockerels say chicchirichì. Maybe it's bilingual, or just on its hols.

Mr Larrington

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Given that Greek cockerels are reported to say “Karikiki” I suspect an EU cover-up.  All FOREIGN cockerels say the same thing and the difference [“cont. tomorrow’s Sunday Brexpress” – Ed.]
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Tim Hall

  • Victoria is my queen
Tonight I am molishjng some blackberry muffins, using blackberries from the Upper 50 acres.
I'm following a recipe from Mr Sainsbury's House of Toothy Comestibles, which I've used before.

First thing:
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Line a 12-hole muffin tin with paper cases

Later:
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Serves 10

How does that work?
Either there's going to be a fight or the cook gets extras is my guess.
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Or you line just ten of the holes with paper cases?
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citoyen

  • Occasionally rides a bike
Tonight I am molishjng some blackberry muffins, using blackberries from the Upper 50 acres.
I'm following a recipe from Mr Sainsbury's House of Toothy Comestibles, which I've used before.

First thing:
Quote
Line a 12-hole muffin tin with paper cases

Later:
Quote
Serves 10

How does that work?
Either there's going to be a fight or the cook gets extras is my guess.

Looks to me like they've added a superfluous zero.
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

 ;D Ver' good.