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jogler · « **Reply #1 on:** 18 July, 2012, 06:48:17 pm »

gives new meaning to MUFC & MCFC

clarion · « **Reply #2 on:** 18 July, 2012, 06:49:32 pm »

F****** B**** C***?

Jaded · « **Reply #3 on:** 18 July, 2012, 06:55:52 pm »

Haven't I seen this on goatse?

clarion · « **Reply #4 on:** 18 July, 2012, 07:04:05 pm »

"But choc ices don't have a stick!"

rogerzilla · « **Reply #5 on:** 18 July, 2012, 08:06:07 pm »

If this were a game of snooker, I'd think he's attempting to pot the difficult brown.

Regulator · « **Reply #6 on:** 19 July, 2012, 07:51:03 am »

And they say there are no openly gay professional footballers...

Wowbagger · « **Reply #7 on:** 19 July, 2012, 08:10:47 am »

It' all right, I am a doctor. Well, actually, I'm a gynaecologist, but this is my lunch hour.

Regulator · « **Reply #8 on:** 19 July, 2012, 08:20:55 am »

"This is what I do to your wife when you're at training..."

mattc · « **Reply #9 on:** 19 July, 2012, 08:44:25 am »

- Ow! Ow! Stop that! ...

- Not. Until. You agree. That buffs aren't at all gay.

clarion · « **Reply #10 on:** 19 July, 2012, 11:44:45 am »

Football in the Fist Division.

Karla · « **Reply #11 on:** 19 July, 2012, 03:01:29 pm »

I'm very, very glad that my coffee wasn't in my mouth when I saw that.

clarion · « **Reply #12 on:** 19 July, 2012, 03:16:19 pm »

The Olympic football team will go through the same checks as everyone else entering the Park.

Jon P · « **Reply #13 on:** 19 July, 2012, 07:21:43 pm »

"You bl00dy idiot, the trainer said to 'check he's prostrate ' ..."

Jaded · « **Reply #14 on:** 19 July, 2012, 07:49:02 pm »

Unlocking a log-jam in the mid-field.

Wowbagger · « **Reply #15 on:** 19 July, 2012, 08:10:50 pm »

We haven't had this sort of thing at Old Trafford since Nobby retired.

Jaded · « **Reply #16 on:** 19 July, 2012, 08:14:38 pm »

Englaish was Teves' 2nd language, he misheard "Get Ferdinand" as "Get hand in Ferd"

clarion · « **Reply #17 on:** 19 July, 2012, 08:16:38 pm »

Ferdinand is full of shit.

Wowbagger · « **Reply #18 on:** 19 July, 2012, 08:17:29 pm »

Look, Butt left us for Newcastle in 2004! Now get out of mine!

clarion · « **Reply #19 on:** 19 July, 2012, 08:54:16 pm »

Bottom of the Premiership

Jon P · « **Reply #20 on:** 19 July, 2012, 09:36:59 pm »

"I thought you said you were a virgin? ..."

Dibdib · « **Reply #21 on:** 19 July, 2012, 10:23:29 pm »

The Man City coaching staff's insistence on man-to-man marking was controversial but remarkably effective.

clarion · « **Reply #22 on:** 19 July, 2012, 10:31:02 pm »

Ferdinand was moved to inside right.

cuddy duck · « **Reply #23 on:** 21 July, 2012, 08:13:05 pm »

Tevez was booked for over-exuberant celebration of City's second goal.