In my emaciated state after Sunday's 12h tt, I'm either a hockey player or a swimmer, both of whom are women.
If I add 1kg on to factor in a bit of recovery, I'm another female hockey player.
My dad used to play hockey, maybe I got that bit from him and the woman bit from my mum? Anyway, if I slouch a bit I become a Hungarian cyclist. I think that's the one I like best.