And lets throw in:
That knife, yes that one there, the one that cost more than some people earn in a week, it is NOT to be used to percussively cut things.
The same knife, only gets used by me, yes me only.
Cereal boxes, when empty do not go next to the bin, they go IN the bin.
Recycling goes out in the box we have been given by the council, for the express prupose of putting recycling in, not beside the bin in the kitchen or on the worktop.
The kitchen remodel was agreed by both us, so feel free to re-oil the worktop, it's not just my job.
The kitchen is not solely for my use, however see the rule above regarding the knife, everything else is available for anyone to use.
Slightly OT, my parents have a rule, which I try to apply to those visiting us for more than a few hours, thus: Don't sit waiting for me to offer to make a cuppa after the first one, if you want one, help yourself. If you want someone to wait on you hand and foot, there is a cafe less than a mile away.