In the house of Chris:
1.) always put the lid down before flushing. There is even a sign on the loo since I have clients and guests regularly. Seriously, have you seen the research on aerosols of contents during flushing? I keep my TOOTHBRUSH in there FGS!
2.) no smoking in the house. Since I don't smoke, this seems only fair. I have provided ashtrays both at the front and at the back, but it'd be nice if the smoker who's used them emptied them. That hasn't happened for a long time, so they're currently rather grotty.
3.) Astra stays downstairs unless in the process of being bathed.
4.) if you want tea, either ask or feel free to make your own. I don't automatically offer as I don't drink much of it myself and am one of those foreign weirdoes-I simply don't think of it
5.) if you get up before me, feel free to let Astra out for a pee if you go downstairs. Just try to remember to let her back in again...
6.) it's my house and my mess. If you feel the need to criticise, feel free to remove yourself from my presence
17.) homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, or otherwise offensive language will not be tolerated.
1 There's a reason my mother hasn't been invited to my house for about 7 years...