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The London Underground bad pun thread
« on: November 19, 2012, 08:42:43 pm »
Let's see if we can get all 270 stations.  This is going to be corny, you can Bank on it.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2012, 08:47:16 pm »
270? That would be a Monument to yacf punnery.

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2012, 08:53:13 pm »
I was Maida Vale when I thought this up.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2012, 08:57:15 pm »
Not just your usual Barking self then?

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2012, 09:01:44 pm »
BANK!

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2012, 09:02:01 pm »
Only 270 ?  I thought there were Morden that.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2012, 09:02:43 pm »
Being such a Cockfosters bad feelings, Basil.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2012, 09:13:59 pm »
I can resist everything but Temple Station.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2012, 09:15:05 pm »
If any girl's doll can think of a pun, Barbican.

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2012, 09:15:41 pm »
Has thighs like Marble, Arch does.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2012, 09:17:06 pm »
Euston if you want to; the lady's not for stoning.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2012, 09:17:38 pm »
Wowbagger's chess advice is to trumpet like an Elephant and Castle as early as possible.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2012, 09:19:02 pm »
i do not think I can Stanmore of these puns.

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2012, 09:19:26 pm »
Apple users think Steve Jobs was a Saint, Pancras problems notwithstanding.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2012, 09:19:59 pm »
Just a Ruislip of the tongue

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2012, 09:20:35 pm »
Your'e doing so well you need some applause. Put your hands together and clapham south and clapham north of the border.

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2012, 09:20:42 pm »
The trouble with Sustrans paths is that there's always one Moorgate.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2012, 09:23:02 pm »
Wowbagger's chess advice is to trumpet like an Elephant and Castle as early as possible.

That would involved the Kings Crossing over the rooks but it's best if they don't get in the Queensway.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2012, 09:24:13 pm »
Warren Street, by Leo Tolstoy.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2012, 09:27:28 pm »
These days, mentioning Militant Tendency tends to make Hatton Cross.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2012, 09:29:58 pm »
I'm trying to recall the sport for which the Tory prime minister was a leading exponent. Did he sail or did Heathrow?
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2012, 09:39:22 pm »
Despite threatening to haunt David Cameron, it would appear that Claire Rayner's lain peacefully in her grave.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2012, 09:41:04 pm »
Mornington Crescent!
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2012, 09:57:12 pm »
You want to be careful, playing a move like that so early in the evening. The theydon bois will be after you.

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2012, 10:36:34 pm »
The leader of the Theydon Bois is a Loughton no mistake.
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