Author Topic: The London Underground bad pun thread  (Read 7699 times)

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #25 on: November 19, 2012, 10:40:45 pm »
I'm sure Prince Phillip plied her with too many G&Ts - I saw the Queensway

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #26 on: November 19, 2012, 10:43:11 pm »
The edge of her dress starter to fray and they had to Pinner up.

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #27 on: November 19, 2012, 10:44:29 pm »
I saw an old mate the other night, I got too drunk to remember anything but everyone is saying Sydenham had a good time

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #28 on: November 19, 2012, 10:45:46 pm »
And there was that week I spent in amsterdam with Syd, he did me a favour and warned me off this prostitute I fancied, said to me, "You'll get the Clapham"

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #29 on: November 19, 2012, 10:47:04 pm »
He also told me to have a holiday in scotland, particularly the islands, he said "You'd love the isle of Lewisham"

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #30 on: November 19, 2012, 10:49:07 pm »
He couldn't believe it when I wanted to learn how to make horseshoes.   "I don't believe it, Hammersmith?" he said

someone pleeeeese stop me

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #31 on: November 19, 2012, 10:50:41 pm »
Since his scientology revelations, I've always thought of Tom Cruise as a bit of an arse Holborn on the the 4th of July was quite good though.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #32 on: November 19, 2012, 10:59:43 pm »
Arch's baby elephant must weigh Alperton. Since it ran into me I've had North Ealing in my legs. My Neasden work as well as they Euston Road rides.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #33 on: November 19, 2012, 11:10:47 pm »
Alan Clark wrote in his diaries that he found Margaret Thatcher attractive, but there is no record of him giving an opinion on Gillian Shepherd's Bush. Another cabinet minister used to give the PM chocolate-coated peanuts - Kenneth Baker Street.
Homo sapiens - a creature so intelligent it knowingly sowed the seeds of its own destruction and did nothing about it.

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #34 on: November 19, 2012, 11:18:14 pm »
Audax riders have to be bright eyed and Bushey tailed.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #35 on: November 20, 2012, 01:45:17 am »
I went to the Red Light district in Soho and had a looksee if I coud Pick a Dilly!
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #36 on: November 20, 2012, 11:56:33 am »
iPhone 4 users were happy enough, but the iPhone5 seems to Turnham Green with envy.

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #37 on: November 20, 2012, 12:20:12 pm »
Just went to see my dad's sister. Osterley poor o' sis.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #38 on: November 20, 2012, 12:23:33 pm »
someone pleeeeese stop me

Do you recall that time you were lost and no one could agree on directions?  Some people were saying "Go East, Ham" and others insisted "Go West, Ham".
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #39 on: November 20, 2012, 12:31:26 pm »
Despite the tourniquet, Dutchman Wimbledon.

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #40 on: November 20, 2012, 12:57:43 pm »
New lesbian version of famous production: Seven Brides for Seven Sisters
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #41 on: November 20, 2012, 01:28:07 pm »
The trouble with winter cycling is all those extra clothes.  The Paddington really slows you down uphill.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #42 on: November 20, 2012, 04:39:31 pm »
As I was scanning the unread posts I saw "the Velvet Underground bad pun thread"

-great idea for a thread- I thought. Then I looked again.

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #43 on: November 20, 2012, 04:48:10 pm »
Give YACFers an inch and they'll take a Mile End

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #44 on: November 20, 2012, 07:46:22 pm »
Boris wants to build a polluting airport, but Kensal Green.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #45 on: November 20, 2012, 08:16:01 pm »
I can't get a word in Edgware!

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #46 on: November 20, 2012, 08:19:02 pm »
I claim to be a famous racing cyclist, but Amersham.
Never tell me the odds.

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #47 on: November 20, 2012, 08:21:17 pm »
My parents never bought new chip pan oil so we ended up with Blackfriars.
Never tell me the odds.

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #48 on: November 20, 2012, 08:22:03 pm »
Pussy Galore was Bond Street at the end of Goldfinger.
Never tell me the odds.

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #49 on: November 20, 2012, 08:22:22 pm »
Bad puns can be as Dollis Hill.