Author Topic: The London Underground bad pun thread  (Read 7499 times)

jogler

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #50 on: November 20, 2012, 08:28:09 pm »
I'll no longer do work in London.It's Morden I can be bothered with,I can't Stanmore

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #51 on: November 20, 2012, 08:30:08 pm »
The Queensway too old for cycling.
Never tell me the odds.

jogler

  • mojo operandi
Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #52 on: November 20, 2012, 08:30:26 pm »
We use a lot of drywall fixings so I keep the Stockwell up of those.

Biggsy

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The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #53 on: November 20, 2012, 09:08:45 pm »
I'm going to try body paint.  Wood Green be a good colour for my Arsenal that?
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Woofage

  • Ain't no hooves on my bike.
Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #54 on: November 20, 2012, 11:40:46 pm »
the builder drew up his list: 2 tons of Brix, ton of concrete...oh, better fix the Aldgate.
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Wowbagger

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #55 on: November 21, 2012, 12:38:57 am »
The International Union of Sex Workers held their annual Body Painting Competition in London. Despite the introduction of rules strictly preventing unseemly displays of celebration, in the Metallic Finish event the Goldhawk Road after she won first prize.
Homo sapiens - a creature so intelligent it knowingly sowed the seeds of its own destruction and did nothing about it.

Wowbagger

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #56 on: November 21, 2012, 12:44:51 am »
I'm afraid that Louis Armstrong won't be performing his number one hit single at this evening's performance because Dollis Hill.
Homo sapiens - a creature so intelligent it knowingly sowed the seeds of its own destruction and did nothing about it.

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #57 on: November 21, 2012, 01:21:52 am »
Outside the Manor House stood a Colliers Wood, in which could be found a Burnt Oak, inhabited by an Angel who, if disturbed by the Royals Victoria and Albert would Turnham Green.
Working my way up to inferior.

Psychler

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #58 on: November 21, 2012, 12:10:41 pm »
I always thought shandy was only made with lemonade but apparently it's also Maida Vale
I'm gonna limp to the pub and drink 'til the rest of me is as numb as my arse.

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #59 on: November 22, 2012, 01:44:07 pm »
My Jaffa Cakes keep disappearing, don't know who's been Ickenham.

lundergrounder

  • UK and NYC transport fanatic
Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #60 on: December 03, 2018, 10:36:59 pm »
The other day, Donald and I were out on the boating lake, rowing a boat. I rowed at first, but it was tiring. When I was Dundonald Road. (I know, that's Tramlink, but the more the merrier!)
You wanna get married? Sure, as long as it's not in (a) Whitechapel.
There used to be two parts to this hall: the Upper Hall and the Lower Hall. One day, a crane came and took the Upper Holloway, so now only the Lower Hall remains. (That's London Overground!)
I like taking pictures. I took one of the Aldgate, then of the Archway. I especially want to take Moorgate and Moor Park pictures.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #61 on: December 03, 2018, 10:49:27 pm »
My Jaffa Cakes keep disappearing, don't know who's been Ickenham.

It's a Fairlop, ocifer.