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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #700 on: February 19, 2019, 06:30:58 pm »
BONG! .... It is too early to tell. BONG!...

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However, Bristol Port has told Bristol Live that it is “too early to tell” how the Honda factory’s closure will impact them.
https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/business/what-bristol-port-saying-honda-2561542
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Jaded

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #701 on: February 19, 2019, 06:45:45 pm »
Well, Bristol Port head honchos were, I believe, ardent Brexiteers...
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orraloon

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #702 on: February 19, 2019, 07:17:18 pm »
Well, Bristol Port head honchos were, I believe, ardent Brexiteers...
I thought the slave trade was, you know, in the past for Brissul?

Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #703 on: April 23, 2019, 12:12:52 am »
BONG!  It's all in the URL...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-45650976/meghan-closes-a-car-door


(I've just noticed that's from September 2018.  But I reckon it's such important not-news that I'll leave this post here anyway.)
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #704 on: April 23, 2019, 12:20:58 am »
I think we commented at the time.

Royal watchers will have note the story was outdated by the lady's slighter waistline.

Torslanda

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #705 on: May 06, 2019, 08:22:39 pm »
A woman has given birth.

IJCBA linking to it...
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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

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tiermat

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #707 on: May 10, 2019, 09:53:56 am »
Bong

Man, who's wife has just given birth, goes to look at a new car.

Bong

I am with Tors regarding a link. Premise being that the Prince goes to Holland and looks at a Land Rover.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #708 on: May 10, 2019, 05:31:34 pm »
Premise being that the Prince goes to Holland and looks at a Land Rover.
Surely a little red Corvette?
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Torslanda

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #709 on: May 11, 2019, 06:29:48 am »
Despite being a two seater calling a Corvette 'little' is a total misrepresentation...
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Mr Larrington

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #710 on: May 11, 2019, 11:46:27 am »
The current generation of Corvette, and the one before that too, are not large at all.  Beats me where they found space for a petrol tank, unless it's in hyperspace.

Though you can get a road bike (with the wheels off) in the back of a C7 ;D
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #711 on: May 12, 2019, 10:40:59 pm »
BONG!  Baby has feet!
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Jaded

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BONG ..And Here is the Tedious Trope ... BONG
« Reply #712 on: May 12, 2019, 10:50:28 pm »
Yeah,  Like bong.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #714 on: June 17, 2019, 08:25:36 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/17/painted-bike-lanes-waste-money-cycling-commissioners

I think that's harsh. They make for a good place to park an automobile during the epic quest to purchase a lottery ticket.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #715 on: June 22, 2019, 12:47:30 pm »
BONG!

Woman and man argue loudly for a bit.

BONG!
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #716 on: July 11, 2019, 11:34:13 pm »
BONG!  Baby born!    BONG!
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hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #717 on: August 23, 2019, 06:58:36 pm »
Small children look scruffy after day at school.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-49445515

tiermat

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #718 on: September 02, 2019, 07:28:59 am »
Singer marries some posh bloke in a big church.

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #719 on: September 19, 2019, 07:54:56 am »
There is a link between the increase in organised crime and the reduction of spending on police forces.

And the government accepts the findings of the report that says so. So said a chap on the wireless this morning.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49745113
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