Author Topic: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG  (Read 92658 times)

Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #775 on: January 16, 2021, 05:11:16 pm »
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

Mr Larrington

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #776 on: January 16, 2021, 06:44:55 pm »
She'd better not visit that France, that they have now.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #777 on: January 16, 2021, 09:04:18 pm »
Reminds me of the story about the woman who complained to the police about a seeing a neighbour's indecent behaviour from her window looking into his. When investigating they asked how she could see into his window from hers.

She told them she could see him while she stood on a chair. ;D

Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #778 on: January 18, 2021, 08:44:17 pm »
BONG!  Young men wear trousers on the internet.  BONG!

(I'm getting old.  I only saw the sea shanty version and was so distracted by the trousers I didn't notice it wasn't a real video[1].)


[1] Note for other old farts:  Not to be confused with RealVideo™
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #779 on: January 18, 2021, 09:11:09 pm »
 ???
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The lads came in for a lot of stick, mostly for wearing skinny jeans or trousers - and people making assumptions about what sort of people they are.
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“Yeah he might have been a bit racist, but defacing a Winston Churchill statue is just too far mate.”
So skinny jeans make you some kind of "young gammon"?  ??? I are an old person and I no longer understand fashion.
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Feanor

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #780 on: January 18, 2021, 09:11:18 pm »
With a photo attributed to a Mr Humpage :-)

Mr Larrington

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #781 on: February 17, 2021, 06:08:31 pm »
>>>BONGGG! Elderly man admitted to hostipal BONGGG! <<<
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #782 on: February 17, 2021, 09:07:14 pm »
I’m not sure that’s a good idea. People die in hospitals don’t you know. Especially old people.
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