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Pingu

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #325 on: July 05, 2015, 11:08:08 pm »
Bong! Sprog christened. Bong!

contango

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #326 on: July 08, 2015, 12:51:07 am »


Not suitable for nut allergy sufferers due to the methods used in the manufacture? I wonder what methods of manufacture might be used to make a bag of peanuts suitable for those with nut allergies.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #327 on: July 08, 2015, 07:07:43 am »
Peanuts are not technically nuts at all, so leaving out any kind of nutty [good|bad]ness during the processing thereof?  I imagine some kind of nut oil is used.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #328 on: July 08, 2015, 07:50:42 am »
Peanuts are I believe Legumes. But peanut allergy is what is being warned about I expect.
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Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #329 on: July 08, 2015, 01:58:08 pm »
It's warning that peanuts may be contaminated with nuts and sesame.  As someone who's allergic to sesame (but not peanuts - I just can't stand the fuckers), I appreciate that.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #330 on: July 08, 2015, 02:32:53 pm »
It should be a warning of that, but due to the common conception that peanuts are nuts (blame the word, let's give them a new name), I'm not sure that it is. It could be made clear with the word "tree nuts".
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #331 on: July 08, 2015, 04:03:11 pm »
It's almost certainly a CYA warning because the peanuts are processed in a factory that also deals with nuts and sesame. Given that the packaging looks very much like it's the value brand from one of our major purveyors of toothy comestibles, I'm sure the warning will have been lawyered from here to doomsday, and is actually intended to mean what it says.

urban_biker

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #332 on: August 21, 2015, 12:17:46 pm »
Bong . . ."Charles Dickens novels still considered classics! " from the Portsmouth evening news!


http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/charles-dickens-novels-still-considered-classics-1-6916074
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Feanor

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #333 on: September 02, 2015, 08:39:49 am »
BONG! Company changes font used on it's website!

Tim Hall

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #334 on: September 02, 2015, 05:09:15 pm »
BONG! Company changes font used on it's website!

And, it appears, recycles the left over serifs as apostrophe's.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #335 on: September 02, 2015, 05:10:10 pm »
BONG!  Man to leave job ::-)

Also: Mr Hall, you are a Bad Man.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #336 on: September 09, 2015, 05:12:29 pm »
BONG! Rich old lady still not dead.

LEE

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #337 on: September 09, 2015, 05:40:57 pm »
BONG! Rich old lady still not dead.

BONG! Rich old lady's son still jobless and claiming benefits.
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LEE

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #338 on: September 13, 2015, 12:23:21 pm »
BONG!  Right Wing press print bad stuff about Labour Leader.
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Pingu

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #339 on: September 16, 2015, 09:23:29 am »
BONG! Man doesn't sing a song.


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Andrij

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #342 on: October 11, 2015, 07:18:03 pm »

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Guy

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #343 on: October 15, 2015, 08:20:50 am »
BONG Politician asks people to vote for her party BONG



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Nicola Sturgeon is to use her opening speech at the SNP conference to call on people who rejected independence in the referendum to vote for her party


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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #344 on: October 24, 2015, 01:56:58 pm »

Mr Larrington

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #345 on: October 25, 2015, 07:22:17 am »
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Guy

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #346 on: November 11, 2015, 09:14:29 am »
BONG
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Nation to fall silent on Armistice Day
A two-minute silence will be observed across the UK later to remember those who died in the two World Wars and all conflicts since
BONG

This is, of course, entirley different to the silences observed on Armistice Day in other years
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LEE

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #347 on: December 16, 2015, 02:18:48 pm »
BONG!.......

The last surviving brother of the late Hollywood actor Richard Burton has died, his family has confirmed.

Thanks BBC News, I'm sure we all like to keep tabs on the whereabouts of Richard Burton's family.
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clarion

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #348 on: December 16, 2015, 02:35:27 pm »
BONG! ... Some people like a film, and others don't. ..
Getting there...

LEE

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #349 on: December 16, 2015, 08:19:35 pm »
BONG! .... He's Luke's Father.
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