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mattc

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #425 on: October 08, 2016, 10:15:39 am »
"Pimp My Ride" Was Just One Big Lie

Ex-contestants from the show have taken to Reddit to expose some of the secrets that went on behind the scenes.

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #426 on: October 10, 2016, 03:46:03 pm »
Royal Mail Deliver letters

Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #428 on: October 11, 2016, 04:56:01 pm »
"Pimp My Ride" Was Just One Big Lie

Ex-contestants from the show have taken to Reddit to expose some of the secrets that went on behind the scenes.

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WTAF?  My whole world has just exploded! :o
Getting there...

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #430 on: November 14, 2016, 01:23:24 pm »
Photo of trees with a gap in them that looks slightly like Australia

I was more impressed with the "Viz" photo of a bush that looked a bit like a man with a massive penis.
Never tell me the odds.

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #431 on: November 17, 2016, 10:05:59 pm »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38012990/the-rise-in-selfie-deaths-and-how-to-stop-them

Besides the obvious point, not a single mention of Darwin awards.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #432 on: November 18, 2016, 01:39:16 pm »
Hot, nasty water is hot and nasty.

At least they could get £250 for sending the clip to Jeremy Beadle.

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #433 on: November 18, 2016, 02:19:25 pm »

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #434 on: November 18, 2016, 02:23:39 pm »
Hot, nasty water is hot and nasty.

At least they could get £250 for sending the clip to Jeremy Beadle.

Good luck with that.

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #435 on: November 18, 2016, 02:24:15 pm »
Wriggly babies can roll off changing tables, who would have thunk it?
Nice save by big brother, but wouldn't it make more sense to stand next to changing table than have all these silly cameras?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/38020375

Dibdib

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #436 on: November 18, 2016, 10:25:44 pm »
Tomorrow's Express front page: "WINTER WILL BE COLD, POSSIBLY WET"

https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/799739675074142208

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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #439 on: November 21, 2016, 05:19:23 pm »
WHAT??????????
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Never tell me the odds.

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #441 on: November 22, 2016, 08:23:30 am »
Never tell me the odds.

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #442 on: November 29, 2016, 11:58:02 am »
BONG ....

BBC yet again..

Cirque du Soleil star and Australian Olympic gymnast Lisa Skinner has been fitted with a head brace after fracturing a vertebra in a fall during an aerial hoop routine in Brisbane.

I mean I'd let them off if this was on "Good Morning Brisbane" but really...we're being provided with news about Australian Circus injuries now?

Did anyone in Cyprus break an ankle today?  I demand to see a BBC correspondent live from a Belgian A&E department's waiting room.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #443 on: November 29, 2016, 01:34:11 pm »
They forgot that FACT × IMPORTANCE = NEWS a long time ago...

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LEE

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #444 on: December 01, 2016, 09:57:16 am »
BONG !

BBC obviously -

Prince Harry has met Barbados's biggest star, Rihanna, twice in a day at events marking 50 years of independence.
At an afternoon event in Bridgetown, Prince Harry kept the singer waiting as he stopped to greet the president of Guyana first, before turning to her.
Rihanna stood to greet the prince, who said: "Hello, it's very nice to meet you."
The pair later sat side-by-side on stage at a celebratory concert.


I think that's more than enough for the media to start thinking about wedding bells.

A bit rude to keep her waiting like that though.
Some people say I'm self-obsessed but that's enough about them.

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #445 on: December 01, 2016, 10:09:05 am »
It's a bit premature for wedding bells, Lee, even on the BBC; the president of Guyana's already married.
I do not ride a great big Mercian, gangster tanwalls, fixed cog in the back.

mattc

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #446 on: December 01, 2016, 10:43:57 am »
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A bit rude to keep her waiting like that though.
Keep 'em keen.

(Young royals are well-trained in wife-hunting tactics these days.)
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #447 on: December 14, 2016, 10:23:05 pm »
World’s oldest water gets even older

(Just the headline - the actual article is about perfectly interesting SCIENCE)
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #448 on: December 24, 2016, 03:05:45 pm »
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #449 on: December 24, 2016, 07:01:58 pm »
BBC Look North did an in field interview with a farmer growing Brussel sprouts.
Apparently,he sells more in the two weeks before Christmas than at any other time of the year.
Holy cow, Batman.