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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #475 on: March 02, 2017, 11:29:33 am »
baby lon sounds like a new business for ian, following the success of ethnic friends.
I do not ride a great big Mercian, gangster tanwalls, fixed cog in the back.

Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #476 on: March 02, 2017, 03:16:40 pm »
Babylon 5's a big pile of shit!

Get out!
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

Mr Larrington

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #477 on: March 02, 2017, 06:19:03 pm »
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #478 on: March 02, 2017, 06:33:53 pm »
Not fast & rarely furious

tweeting occasional in(s)anities as andrewxclark


Mr Larrington

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #480 on: March 03, 2017, 11:46:11 am »
And that on top of Emma Watson having the temerity to not quite flash her ladybumps in a "Vanity Fair" photo shoot.
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Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #481 on: March 06, 2017, 08:11:00 pm »
MPs (but probably not anyone else) shocked by women's dress code stories: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39178911
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #482 on: March 06, 2017, 08:35:22 pm »
In a hot office in summer, it's men who suffer from the dress code thing (I signed the heels petition btw...that was a neanderthal polcy).
Never tell me the odds.

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #483 on: March 06, 2017, 09:45:52 pm »
RZ has not suffered a thrushy fanny from wearing tights...

CrinklyLion

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #484 on: March 07, 2017, 08:17:59 am »
The only time I approve of eating during a film is at Raleighwood (Raleigh, North Carolina) where the cinema is also a Diner.  I watched "Pulp Fiction" there 3 times.  It was a perfect way to watch Travolta and Thurman, in Jack Rabbit Slims, whilst being served a tasty Burger in Raleighwood.  100% Americana experience.

The SmallestCub randomly remembered his American cinema-going experience t'other day, after we had trips to 3 different cinemas in two days - and pronounced that the cinema with at-seat food service in New Jersey is his favourite cinema EVAH!

mattc

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #485 on: March 08, 2017, 05:53:44 pm »
SHOCKING 7-letter word on Countdown. You really shouldn't open this link.

I mean it  :hand:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/strictlys-pasha-kovalevs-7-letter-151100103.html
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #486 on: March 09, 2017, 10:37:15 am »
I do not ride a great big Mercian, gangster tanwalls, fixed cog in the back.

LEE

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #487 on: March 09, 2017, 10:49:56 am »
RZ has not suffered a thrushy fanny from wearing tights...

You say that.....
Some people say I'm self-obsessed but that's enough about them.

Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #488 on: March 09, 2017, 01:20:56 pm »
Actor has reason for doing mildly strange thing at awards ceremony last week: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39215975
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #489 on: March 09, 2017, 05:44:27 pm »
Toddler behaves like a toddler. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39220461

LEE

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #490 on: March 14, 2017, 03:31:23 pm »
BONG!

BBC - : Derek Griffiths to leave Coronation Street

I guess I must have missed the BONG! : Derek Griffiths joins Coronation Street

To be fair I also missed the BONG! : Derek Griffiths to leave Play School
Some people say I'm self-obsessed but that's enough about them.

mattc

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #491 on: March 14, 2017, 04:25:30 pm »
To be fair I also missed the BONG! : Derek Griffiths to leave Play School


What?!?  :o
Has never ridden RAAM
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hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #492 on: March 14, 2017, 05:05:56 pm »
31 year old lady donates locks to charity.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39194057

Most commendable, granted but (then) six-year-old-niece did this a while back without publicity.

caerau

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #493 on: March 14, 2017, 10:03:20 pm »
Stupid clothes are not ideal for one's body shocker.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-39266383
It's a reverse Elvis thing.

clarion

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #494 on: March 15, 2017, 02:13:21 pm »
BONG!

BBC - : Derek Griffiths to leave Coronation Street

I guess I must have missed the BONG! : Derek Griffiths joins Coronation Street

To be fair I also missed the BONG! : Derek Griffiths to leave Play School
Don't be daft!  Everyone knows Derek Griffiths isn't on Play School any more. 

But I'm shocked to hear BONG Derek Griffiths to leave SuperTed! :o
Getting there...

Dibdib

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #495 on: March 15, 2017, 02:44:26 pm »
Stupid clothes are not ideal for one's body shocker.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-39266383

Especially when reading the article, it's actually "Stupid clothes are not ideal for one's body, says organisation selling a 'cure' but actually fine for one's body, according to Actual Science People".

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #496 on: March 19, 2017, 11:58:08 am »
Careless smoking causes fires but let's blame the skin creams. Smoking in bed is particularly hazardous.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39308748
but let's blame the skin creams.

Article does not discuss effect of these creams on flame retardants, which have been put into cotton nightwear since the 1960s/70s.

Untreated cotton goes up PDQ.

Of course modern laundry is not very effective in some respects...

woollypigs

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #497 on: March 19, 2017, 12:23:40 pm »
How much skin cream did he apply to be able to catch fire? A whole vat?
#bollockstobrexit

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #498 on: March 19, 2017, 12:31:39 pm »
Suspect patient at DRI, being treated for psoriasis, would have been slathered.
When I worked there, patients smoked in the day room...

ian

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #499 on: March 19, 2017, 12:35:33 pm »
Stupid clothes are not ideal for one's body shocker.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-39266383

Especially when reading the article, it's actually "Stupid clothes are not ideal for one's body, says organisation selling a 'cure' but actually fine for one's body, according to Actual Science People".

And chiropractic is an entirely made-up thing anyway.
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