Author Topic: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG  (Read 76915 times)

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #575 on: April 12, 2018, 12:26:54 am »
Unnecessary cosmetic procedures have their downsides.
Deal with it and grow up!

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #576 on: April 12, 2018, 08:17:10 am »
Leaky bum time.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #577 on: April 12, 2018, 01:42:00 pm »
Leaky bum time.
It usually only takes a dodgy curry or something to cause that.

I’m still trying to work out why anyone would,want a bigger backside?
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #578 on: April 12, 2018, 03:26:53 pm »
Same reason people want slugs where their eyebrows used to be? Or tramp stamps. Or a trout pout etc. etc.

Wretched, isn't it . . . ?
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #579 on: April 12, 2018, 04:12:07 pm »
Leaky bum time.
It usually only takes a dodgy curry or something to cause that.

I’m still trying to work out why anyone would,want a bigger backside?

AIUI the victim felt ladies with bigger bums got more money...

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #580 on: April 12, 2018, 05:11:26 pm »
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #581 on: April 18, 2018, 06:34:56 pm »
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #582 on: April 18, 2018, 06:37:25 pm »
>>> BONGGGGG Airline pilot does job she was trained to do BONGGGGG <<<

If she'd had a sense of humour she'd have used the intercom to ask, "Is there anyone on board who can fly a plane?".  Wasted opportunity for a bit of a giggle.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #583 on: April 18, 2018, 07:12:53 pm »
To be fair, I'd have pulled the eject lever and have been long gone.

The last time I was in a plane that had an unscheduled depressurization we had to land in El Paso. Which is I suspect the only reason we got back on the spare plane to continue our journey.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #584 on: April 19, 2018, 09:34:43 am »
All the reports (well, headlines) I've seen re. that say that the passenger was sucked out - even a Merkin (Mr. Spock - does that count?) knew better.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #585 on: April 23, 2018, 01:49:25 pm »
92 year old woman's dog died

AND

Woman gives birth - and people lose their shit over it.


^^^Shit like this is why the aliens won't talk to us!^^^
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #586 on: April 23, 2018, 01:51:16 pm »
>>> BONGGGGG Woman gives birth BONGGGGG <<<

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #587 on: April 23, 2018, 03:04:32 pm »
Bong. Nuclear bomb would devastate Hull. Bong.

Actually, I'd like to disagree. We'd buy it a beer, some chips with chip spice, and invite it back to ours. #CityOfCulture

Mind you, if it didn't enjoy a night out at Spiders or the Welly, or if it says anything disrespectful about Hull, it might regret coming here.

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #588 on: April 23, 2018, 03:40:12 pm »
Mmmmm, chip spice...  It's got to be from Yankee Burger!

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #589 on: April 23, 2018, 03:50:36 pm »
Bong. Nuclear bomb would devastate Hull. Bong.

Actually, I'd like to disagree. We'd buy it a beer, some chips with chip spice, and invite it back to ours. #CityOfCulture

Mind you, if it didn't enjoy a night out at Spiders or the Welly, or if it says anything disrespectful about Hull, it might regret coming here.

How would anyone know if a nuclear bomb had gone off in Hull?
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #590 on: April 23, 2018, 03:53:41 pm »
Here's a small defence of Hull.

I went there a couple of time when I worked at HMCE. I was agreeably surprised at how clean and neat everything was.

This was almost 25 years ago.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #591 on: April 23, 2018, 03:57:31 pm »
Bong. Nuclear bomb would devastate Hull. Bong.

Actually, I'd like to disagree. We'd buy it a beer, some chips with chip spice, and invite it back to ours. #CityOfCulture

Mind you, if it didn't enjoy a night out at Spiders or the Welly, or if it says anything disrespectful about Hull, it might regret coming here.

How would anyone know if a nuclear bomb had gone off in Hull?

Because we'd have claimed it was a Banksy and made national headlines when someone ruined it. Then we'd have gone down the old town for a pint anyway. Fixing up someone's house on the way. *Hull for Heroes* :)
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #592 on: April 23, 2018, 03:59:25 pm »
Bong. Nuclear bomb would devastate Hull. Bong.

Actually, I'd like to disagree. We'd buy it a beer, some chips with chip spice, and invite it back to ours. #CityOfCulture

Mind you, if it didn't enjoy a night out at Spiders or the Welly, or if it says anything disrespectful about Hull, it might regret coming here.

How would anyone know if a nuclear bomb had gone off in Hull?

Because we'd have claimed it was a Banksy and made national headlines when someone ruined it. Then we'd have gone down the old town for a pint anyway. Fixing up someone's house on the way. *Hull for Heroes* :)
If you've got Banksy up in Hull now, can we have Larkin here in Bristol?
I do not ride a great big Mercian, gangster tanwalls, fixed cog in the back.

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #593 on: April 23, 2018, 04:01:12 pm »
Here's a small defence of Hull....

.... It's also no worse than many other provincial cities (Stoke springs instantly to mind).

I'm originally from Stockport which, whilst not a city, is the size of many provincial cities and, last time looked downtown, was bloody awful and in need of a thermo-nuclear cleanup.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #594 on: April 23, 2018, 04:07:38 pm »
Before they put that bloody great motorway through the middle of it , Stockport used to be quite a pleasant place to stroll around.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #595 on: April 23, 2018, 04:29:13 pm »
Bong. Nuclear bomb would devastate Hull. Bong.

Actually, I'd like to disagree. We'd buy it a beer, some chips with chip spice, and invite it back to ours. #CityOfCulture

Mind you, if it didn't enjoy a night out at Spiders or the Welly, or if it says anything disrespectful about Hull, it might regret coming here.

How would anyone know if a nuclear bomb had gone off in Hull?

Because we'd have claimed it was a Banksy and made national headlines when someone ruined it. Then we'd have gone down the old town for a pint anyway. Fixing up someone's house on the way. *Hull for Heroes* :)
If you've got Banksy up in Hull now, can we have Larkin here in Bristol?

You've got Tricky, Portishead and PJ Harvey. We've got The Housemartins. That's Bristol 3 Hull 1 ... Back off our Larkin.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #596 on: April 23, 2018, 06:33:21 pm »
>>> BONGGGGG Woman gives birth BONGGGGG <<<

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I want them to give it a chav name like Duwayne or Jaz.  Failing that, Keith.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #597 on: April 23, 2018, 06:37:50 pm »
Bong. Nuclear bomb would devastate Hull. Bong.

Actually, I'd like to disagree. We'd buy it a beer, some chips with chip spice, and invite it back to ours. #CityOfCulture

Mind you, if it didn't enjoy a night out at Spiders or the Welly, or if it says anything disrespectful about Hull, it might regret coming here.

How would anyone know if a nuclear bomb had gone off in Hull?

Because we'd have claimed it was a Banksy and made national headlines when someone ruined it. Then we'd have gone down the old town for a pint anyway. Fixing up someone's house on the way. *Hull for Heroes* :)
If you've got Banksy up in Hull now, can we have Larkin here in Bristol?

You've got Tricky, Portishead and PJ Harvey. We've got The Housemartins. That's Bristol 3 Hull 1 ... Back off our Larkin.
I didn't know PJ Harvey had any Bristol connection. I think I might have been vaguely aware Banksy had some sort of Hull link. I'm not that much of a fan of either of them really – I'll stick with Tricky, Portishead and the Housemartins!
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #598 on: April 23, 2018, 07:00:46 pm »
>>> BONGGGGG Woman gives birth BONGGGGG <<<

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I want them to give it a chav name like Duwayne or Jaz.  Failing that, Keith.

I seriously hope they don't go with Naseem Hamed or he'll forever get confused with the Boxer, Prince Naseem Hamed.
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hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #599 on: April 23, 2018, 08:03:08 pm »
I have a summer dress featuring a Liberty print very similar to that seen on Princess Charlotte in NOT news today.