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Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #725 on: November 03, 2019, 05:55:45 pm »
BONG! Nigel Farage isn't doing anything.
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

TheLurker

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #726 on: November 03, 2019, 09:18:21 pm »
BONG! Nigel Farage isn't doing anything.
Not even being an unnecessarily offensive and charmless oik?  Surely some mistake?
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orraloon

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #727 on: November 03, 2019, 10:05:26 pm »
BONG! Nigel Farage isn't doing anything.
Not even being an unnecessarily offensive and charmless oik?  Surely some mistake?
Yebbut.  Gets his fizzog #1 on the BBC news website all day. 

Feanor

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #728 on: November 03, 2019, 10:12:40 pm »
BONG! Nigel Farage isn't doing anything.
Not even being an unnecessarily offensive and charmless oik?  Surely some mistake?
Yebbut.  Gets his fizzog #1 on the BBC news website all day.

Nearly. Our own MP here, Mr. Tickle, gets some coverage too.

Cudzoziemiec

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I do not ride a great big Mercian, gangster tanwalls, fixed cog in the back.

Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #730 on: November 12, 2019, 08:34:42 pm »
Ah, the good old days when Mumsnet was all skidmarks and penis beakers...
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #731 on: November 14, 2019, 07:34:46 pm »
My first job on completing my apprenticeship was in the Bradford Telex exchange with duties also including work on the Test desk. We used what many now consider text speak to,communicate with the field engineers when rheum were testing telex machines post service. This was back in 1981/2 and the old boys working in the field had been using it for years and years before. There’s nothing new under the sun.
Sorting my life out, one shed at a time.

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #732 on: November 26, 2019, 07:00:35 am »

Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #733 on: November 27, 2019, 12:15:41 am »
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #734 on: November 28, 2019, 04:09:26 pm »
I know anything involving royals is a bit shooting fish in a barrel for this thread, but https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-50586488
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #735 on: December 14, 2019, 01:06:06 pm »
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #736 on: December 18, 2019, 09:16:41 pm »
Vegans should know of need for Vitamin B12 BONG!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-50836442

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #737 on: December 18, 2019, 09:52:15 pm »
I do not ride a great big Mercian, gangster tanwalls, fixed cog in the back.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #738 on: December 18, 2019, 09:54:09 pm »
BONG! ...Man takes money out of bank... BONG!
I do not ride a great big Mercian, gangster tanwalls, fixed cog in the back.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #739 on: January 01, 2020, 04:02:53 pm »
....BONG.... Nothing to see here ....BONG....
I do not ride a great big Mercian, gangster tanwalls, fixed cog in the back.

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #740 on: January 04, 2020, 06:22:20 pm »
Banknotes wear out, even plastic ones.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50989914

Pingu

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #741 on: January 09, 2020, 08:49:11 am »
BONG! Early retirement for over-privileged, over-paid tape cutters.

Torslanda

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #742 on: January 20, 2020, 07:31:51 pm »
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #743 on: January 23, 2020, 04:34:48 pm »
BONG! Woman meets father! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-51214537 BONG!
It is what it is. It's not what it's not, so it must be what it is.

Basil

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #744 on: February 07, 2020, 11:21:44 pm »
BONG.  Person has sexual orientation preference. Bong.
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Guy

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #745 on: February 10, 2020, 09:43:57 am »
BONG. Wintry conditions in Scotland in February. BONG.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-51434439
What duck?

Pingu

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #746 on: February 29, 2020, 10:41:31 pm »

Pingu

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #747 on: February 29, 2020, 10:42:19 pm »
BONG! Bloody Stupid Johnson impregnates someone.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #748 on: March 07, 2020, 01:17:02 pm »
I do not ride a great big Mercian, gangster tanwalls, fixed cog in the back.

Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #749 on: March 19, 2020, 02:52:20 pm »
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...