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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #50 on: September 28, 2010, 11:19:01 am »
It's not speed. It's class, determined by weight.
e.g.

Klasse    Gleiskettenfahrzeuge       Radfahrzeuge
(Class)       (Tracked Vehicles)         (Wheeled Vehicles)
40               36,3 t                             42,6 t
50               45,4 t                             52,6 t
80               72,6 t                             83,5 t
100               90,7 t                           104,3 t
120              108,9 t                           125,2 t[/tt]
The 'class' figure is a weight in those stupid 907kg Leftpondian so-called tons. The tracked vehicles figure is the same weight in real measures.
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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #51 on: September 28, 2010, 12:04:47 pm »

This is a military sign in Germany at a bridge.
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Militärische_Lastenklasse
The first one is for vehicles with wheels, the second for vehicles with caterpillar tracks.
Two vehicles of class 24 are allowed to cross the bridge together, and only one at a time of category 70 on wheels and one of category 50 with tracks.

Apparently it was prescribed by NATO during the cold war.



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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #52 on: September 28, 2010, 01:11:28 pm »
This is a silly sign thread  :smug:


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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #53 on: September 28, 2010, 01:13:23 pm »
The classic:


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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #54 on: September 29, 2010, 12:57:33 pm »
And of course:

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #55 on: September 29, 2010, 09:39:58 pm »
Oh, Bach without any doubt. Bach every time for me.

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #56 on: September 29, 2010, 09:41:40 pm »
Oh, Bach without any doubt. Bach every time for me.

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #57 on: September 29, 2010, 09:46:45 pm »

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #58 on: September 29, 2010, 09:54:25 pm »
What's silly about Kempten Nesselwang?  Is it like Numberwang?
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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #59 on: September 29, 2010, 10:11:36 pm »
Das ist nicht Kempten Nesselwang. 

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #60 on: September 29, 2010, 10:20:33 pm »

This is a military sign in Germany at a bridge.
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Militärische_Lastenklasse
The first one is for vehicles with wheels, the second for vehicles with caterpillar tracks.
Two vehicles of class 24 are allowed to cross the bridge together, and only one at a time of category 70 on wheels and one of category 50 with tracks.

Apparently it was prescribed by NATO during the cold war.



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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #61 on: September 29, 2010, 11:11:37 pm »
Poland 50 miles?

Warsaw and back on one tank?







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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #62 on: September 30, 2010, 11:38:29 am »






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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #63 on: September 30, 2010, 11:47:32 am »

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Re: Silly signs
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Re: Silly signs
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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #66 on: October 18, 2010, 09:25:27 pm »
somewhere for long distance Audax riders to visit


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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #67 on: October 18, 2010, 09:56:13 pm »

Skiing restricted...

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #68 on: November 14, 2010, 03:52:30 pm »

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #69 on: November 14, 2010, 04:15:10 pm »

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #70 on: November 15, 2010, 01:19:41 pm »
This one didn't last long before Bristol council took it down:

See also the Sign of the Times powerpoints here.  Despite the website name these are not necessarily naval or safety-related.

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #71 on: November 15, 2010, 05:03:04 pm »



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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #72 on: November 15, 2010, 05:45:34 pm »
Here's my collection of silly-ish signs (click for larger version):









And just down the down the road from Lord Hereford's Knob:

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #73 on: November 16, 2010, 10:36:18 am »
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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #74 on: November 16, 2010, 10:38:15 am »
That's not strictly speaking a silly sign.  More like sensible safety advice, if you ask me.
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