I fancy the Israeli salad - what you going to have ?
I don't fancy the crapssica salad
Kim, you are very bad!
I originally read that as "Dadaist Pastries", which I assume means pastries made from cut up bits of other pastries, stuck back together, then served on an upturned urinal.
Andrij. I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT
British sockets are shuttered to stop the electrons escaping, aren't they?