Overhead today, but better fitted to this thread...
1. I left my gym yoga mat on the train last night
2. *horrified* What did you do?!
1. *horrified* I had to take my home one this morning
2. Dis-gusting
1. I know! And, now I have to buy another one
2. I'm sorry, honey, you'd think someone would have told you. Those things aren't cheap!