Author Topic: Proof that cats are superior to dogs  (Read 892 times)

And Darkness and Decay and the Coronavirus held illimitable dominion over all.

Re: Proof that cats are superior to dogs
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2013, 07:53:38 am »
Its all in the constant eye contact.

Cats function on the intellectual level of insects. For them, the communicative aspect of eye contact is several tiers above their cognitive capabilities. They just stare. Cats are the mouth-breathers of the pet world. Dogs, whilst being more intelligent, are not quite intelligent enough to realise that cats are thick.

Re: Proof that cats are superior to dogs
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2013, 07:37:50 pm »
Cat intelligence is basically shag/eat/kill/sleep, although most are also partial to a stroke.  We once had two unusually intelligent ones that could work door handles and break into other people's houses, but the current two have an IQ below room temperature.
And Darkness and Decay and the Coronavirus held illimitable dominion over all.

Re: Proof that cats are superior to dogs
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2013, 07:44:44 pm »
Cats are like Owls.

People credit them with wisdom.

Just so happens that Owls are one of the thickest birds out there.

Jakob

Re: Proof that cats are superior to dogs
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2013, 07:55:00 pm »

Re: Proof that cats are superior to dogs
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2013, 09:02:58 pm »
Quote from: io9
Japanese researchers have tested whether or not cats recognize their owners' voices. The good news: they can. The bad news: they're probably going to ignore it.

http://io9.com/study-backs-up-what-owners-already-know-cats-dont-car-1474310844
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Re: Proof that cats are superior to dogs
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2013, 10:57:55 pm »
http://youtu.be/UjuXCPWbnH0

Its not stealing. The cat has about as much of an awareness of the concept of ownership as does the fly that lands on your sandwich