Oh this snarks me rotten. Riles up a fury of righteous indignation. A tempest of tetchiness. A tumult of testiness (stop - ed).
I like the way my Mac does things. The dictionary slinks along the background, the thesaurus roars, all at a little three finger tap of the touchpad. I double-click the top of an open window and the application quickly folds itself into the application icon on the toolbar. I press the full screen button and it muscles everything out of the way and makes it's own space. I can swoosh between desktops like that bloke in Minority Report. It's all rather spiffy. Autocorrect and user dictionaries follow me through every application.
But the bit that snarks, it's you, Microsoft and Adobe. Because you know better. Except you don't. You've got to have your own conventions, your own dictionaries, your own shortcut keys, your own UI paradigms, all just to make me say buggeryfuckingsnodlands sixteen times an hour when things don't do like they're supposed.
Fucking cheeseknuckles.