Microsoft, just stop trying to destroy my laptop, will you! Every time I switch it on, you try installing an update, which makes it not work at all, for over an hour, while it tries several times, admits defeat, then spends half an hour trying to work out how to undo what its just done.
Yes, its fairly old, but it performs its duties well, and is a lovely slender Sony Viao touchscreen skinny flippy foldy thing, and had an NVME SSD in it before such things were commonplace. Its got a 4th generation i5 and 8GB of RAM, 500GB of SSD, so what is the problem?
You insist you will stop support of Win 10 v2004 in December, and that I must update to a newer version of Win 10, but that is what crashes and burns each time. I can't even pause updates, as it says I've reached my pause limit, despite never having paused them. I need the laptop to work, no questions asked, on Thursday, so please just leave it alone, will you?
Bastards!