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FatBloke

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I saw a chav ... ...
« on: 28 March, 2008, 04:48:49 pm »
... walking down the road the other day. He was about 6ft tall and must have weighed all of 8 stone and around his neck he had a gold chain of such massive proportions that I wondered whether he was just a poor cyclist who had become disoriented during a longish audax.   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I saw a chav ... ...
« Reply #1 on: 28 March, 2008, 04:49:54 pm »
spent his giro at argos instead of aldi then  ;D
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Julian

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Re: I saw a chav ... ...
« Reply #2 on: 28 March, 2008, 04:51:34 pm »
We saw some marvellous chavs in the truckers caff at Chatteris on the aborted attempt at an Easter Arrow.

One was, like, actually wearing a Burberry baseball cap and a goldie lookin' chain.

Marvellous.  :D

Regulator

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Re: I saw a chav ... ...
« Reply #3 on: 28 March, 2008, 05:14:23 pm »
... that's what comes of living in Sarrrrfffffend!
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Wowbagger

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Re: I saw a chav ... ...
« Reply #4 on: 29 March, 2008, 01:02:21 am »
He was about 6 feet tall and weighed 8 stone?

What did you call him? Lardarse?
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border-rider

Re: I saw a chav ... ...
« Reply #5 on: 29 March, 2008, 02:59:31 pm »
and a goldie lookin' chain.

Marvellous.  :D

Marvellous indeed

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Really Ancien

Re: I saw a chav ... ...
« Reply #6 on: 29 March, 2008, 03:17:44 pm »
We saw some marvellous chavs in the truckers caff at Chatteris on the aborted attempt at an Easter Arrow.

One was, like, actually wearing a Burberry baseball cap and a goldie lookin' chain.

Marvellous.  :D

In my dreamworld there is 'yet another chav forum' where I can find out what he must have made of you lot.


Julian

  • samoture
Re: I saw a chav ... ...
« Reply #7 on: 29 March, 2008, 06:04:15 pm »

FatBloke

  • I come from a land up over!
Re: I saw a chav ... ...
« Reply #8 on: 29 March, 2008, 06:05:32 pm »
I really wish you hadn't dragged that up!   :( :(
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Really Ancien

Re: I saw a chav ... ...
« Reply #9 on: 30 March, 2008, 06:42:12 pm »
Oh, there is.

;)
Almost worth signing up to mention you lot on it.

Re: I saw a chav ... ...
« Reply #10 on: 30 March, 2008, 06:49:58 pm »
He was probably on his way to the spaceship...

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Re: I saw a chav ... ...
« Reply #11 on: 31 March, 2008, 07:51:54 pm »
He was probably on his way to the spaceship...

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AC

if only there where such a place...
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Re: I saw a chav ... ...
« Reply #12 on: 31 March, 2008, 10:20:30 pm »
Good evening, Masters.  I like bling as much as the next protocol droid, as you can see from my golden physiognomy, although to my ongoing disgust, Lizzie Duke haven't yet opened a Tatooine branch.  It must be due to the swingeing protection money demanded by the Hutt.

Anyway, to the point.  Artoo and myself, being droids of the highest breeding, enjoy a joke at the expense of the lower orders as much as anyone, but in order to avoid any accusations of snobbishness and to maintain a diversity of discussion in The Pub, we ask you to make this the sole chav-specific thread so we will know exactly where to source our amusing oil-bath anecdotes.

I must dash - my landspeeder has just been fitted with a pumping sound system, and Artoo and I are going croozin'.

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