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Wowbagger

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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #50 on: September 07, 2014, 03:36:14 pm »
You've had her a year now? That's gone quickly! Good news about the limp! ("Limp what?" I hear you ask, "and that's not good news!"  :P)
Eating's a serious business. Don't bollocks around wagging your tail.

Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #51 on: September 13, 2014, 05:03:09 pm »
The kitten is getting sponge mix in her whiskers. Licking out the bowl!

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« Reply #52 on: September 13, 2014, 05:06:06 pm »
He's on his holidays. He's gone to portland bill

Gattopardo

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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #53 on: September 14, 2014, 01:15:47 am »
He is not my pet cat, he is from two doors down.  Since meowingtons was here, he has made so many be lines to get in.

Now he is asleep on a car seat, and everytime I go near him he hisses at me and flashes teeth and claws.  I'm evicting him later with a sack.


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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #54 on: September 15, 2014, 10:39:48 am »
Recovering from the trauma and indignity of having his vile-smelling jowls Hibiscrubbed, by the medium of LCT (Liver Cake Therapy).
Eating's a serious business. Don't bollocks around wagging your tail.

Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #55 on: September 15, 2014, 11:13:11 am »
Well last night but...

I am cat sitting for two cats, one is a couple of years old and the other a kitten, and two rabbits. Currently the kitten (Gilly) is a house cat and not to be allowed out, the other (Harry) has to be let out as the catflap only controls incoming mogs.

Well last night Harry caught two mice, one I knew about when he brought it in alive for Gilly to 'hunt' the other I found this morning, consumed on the roof of the rabbit hutch.

Gilly lost out as the nasty human took away the squeeky self mobile toy and released it outside in the nearby nature area.

And then this morning, these cats seem to have a routine 5:30 game of chase, or rather Gilly wakes up and pounces on Harry who would rather be asleep. Unfortunately Harry has been sleeping by my left foot and Gilly by my right hip, so this results in waking the human servant for breakfast.

Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #56 on: September 28, 2014, 10:50:48 pm »
Flat out exhausted on the sofa after two exciting days spent trying to sniff Wowbagger's beard.

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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #57 on: November 13, 2014, 11:17:08 pm »
Sleeping in the sink.
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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #58 on: November 13, 2014, 11:24:57 pm »
Cuddled up on the bed with me. Woolly's at the pub, y'see!

Gattopardo

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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #59 on: November 18, 2014, 08:14:59 am »
Not my fucking cat, decided to cry at my front door from about 2am.  Went out twice, gave the git some fuss and he wandered off, but kept looking back at me.  So I went inside and the cat started again.  He didn't want to come in, he didn't want to be picked up...has he found a new slave?

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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #60 on: November 18, 2014, 08:20:51 am »
Pete is having a little snooze, to build his strength up in readiness for his long day of sleeping.
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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #61 on: November 18, 2014, 08:34:35 am »
Twix, the stoopid cat (or at least that is what he likes to let us believe) is either sleeping off the huge amount of food he ate last night, or throwing up due to us Frontlining him on Saturday.

Listen, bastard cat, just because there is food on the side in the kitchen, doesn't mean you can fucking well help yourself, I was going to have that for lunch today. Cnut.
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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #62 on: November 18, 2014, 08:39:05 am »
Its tough work, that cat sleeping...  They sleep so hard, they need to get some rest in first.  Baggins will now be sleeping curled up clockwise on the bed, having greeted me at about 4am by stomping up the bed and headbutting my face (and I'm too daft to discourage him). Bouncy dog (Surya) will probably have got over being bouncy by now, and will have turned into a flopped out hairball on the kitchen floor, or in a doorway.  I've never seen so much fur attached (loosely) to one animal.  Some of them are over 150mm long, its got a great wafty tail and a pretty fluffy ruff, and absolutely no discernable brains at all.  Whenever anyone meets her, they all say "Oh, a border collie, isn't she pretty, and they are so intelligent, too!"  I then have to point out that she is the thickest dog I have ever seen.  Too stupid not to stand in the shit she has just done...  Thanks dog, when I'd just shuffled downstairs at 7am on Sunday to make a cup of tea, I didn't really want to spend the next half hour cleaning up shit that you had walked across my lovely oak floor, and the kitchen floor, and my foot.   When you've taken a dump, walk away from it!  Disgusting things, dogs.  Baggins wouldn't do anything so disgusting. 
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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #63 on: November 18, 2014, 08:46:50 am »
Pete is having a little snooze, to build his strength up in readiness for his long day of sleeping.

That is what he wants you to believe...he is saving you from possible underbed and wardrobe monsters

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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #64 on: November 18, 2014, 08:48:57 am »
Twix, the stoopid cat (or at least that is what he likes to let us believe) is either sleeping off the huge amount of food he ate last night, or throwing up due to us Frontlining him on Saturday.

Listen, bastard cat, just because there is food on the side in the kitchen, doesn't mean you can fucking well help yourself, I was going to have that for lunch today. Cnut.

I'd bet on over eating.  You could always eat his lunch...... in revenge 

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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #65 on: November 18, 2014, 11:04:21 am »
Pete is having a little snooze, to build his strength up in readiness for his long day of sleeping.

That is what he wants you to believe...he is saving you from possible underbed and wardrobe monsters
He regularly saves me from some pretty lethal bubblewrap. Apart from the other day when he lay on his back, rolling on the bubblewrap and gently licking his kickaroo.
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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #66 on: November 18, 2014, 11:47:49 am »
He is enjoying his post-walk meal.

Morphy amuses me a lot, but one of his most endearing features is his understanding of the expression "Mr. Dog, excuse me please!" His bowl is situated in such a way that when he is eating he completely blocks the smallish space between the cooker and the chimney buttress, which is the route from the kitchen to the front room. When asked, he shuffles his rear end to the right so that we can get through, in so doing keeping his nose well and truly in his food bowl.
Eating's a serious business. Don't bollocks around wagging your tail.

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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #67 on: November 18, 2014, 01:21:53 pm »
Apart from the other day when he lay on his back, rolling on the bubblewrap and gently licking his kickaroo.


Is that a euphemism?

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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #68 on: November 18, 2014, 06:58:58 pm »
Yeah, what is a kickaroo?
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #69 on: November 18, 2014, 07:59:44 pm »
It's a toy. I think Kathy recommended it.
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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #70 on: November 18, 2014, 08:24:20 pm »
Sleeping next to Peli.

After being a right little hooligan around the house, because her daily fix was delayed, well not really she just wanted her buzz/high early. Finally gave in and gave it to her, 15min late. She shakes, do her little tricks - paw, sit, down - with extra force and gusto, doing them all at the same time, without even been asked to do so I might add, utterly hyper, runs to her bed with her "smack", jumping around it is the next best toy. Today I just said "is it time" and she was rushing from living room to kitchen and back, up and over the sofa, to and from me and Peli.

I have never seen a dog so fixed/hooked/addicted on carrot.

We can't even say the word any more, or even finish the sentence "Would you like some carrot" or "Is it time for carrot". If we say "would you like" or even "time" outside the content of carrot, she perks up getting ready for a fix. It is just the matter of time before she figures out the French word we are now using for - food, hunger, hungry, time, walkies, outside etc.
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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #71 on: November 18, 2014, 08:44:22 pm »
It's a toy. I think Kathy recommended it.
Ah I see, like a giant catnip shmousie...
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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #72 on: November 18, 2014, 09:28:05 pm »
Judging by the almost hysterical barking coming from next door's garden, Dafydd is currently engaged in his favourite pass time.
Sitting on the garden wall, pointing, laughing and flicking Vs at the stupid mutt.

Eta.  Yes, I know I've done this one before, but I find it very amusing.
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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #73 on: November 18, 2014, 10:52:47 pm »
It's a toy. I think Kathy recommended it.
Ah I see, like a giant catnip shmousie...

Yeah. It's very popular with Ethel-the-Toothless.

Emma just sleeps on it.
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: What is your pet doing right now?*
« Reply #74 on: November 20, 2014, 08:15:17 pm »
He's looking incredibly sweet, curled up on his back/side, with one paw over his face and the other tucked under his chin, snoring loudly after demolishing a chicken wing.
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