Author Topic: Essex (and the rest of the world) yacf Christmas Do 2014 (10/11 Jan 2015!) (Read 28849 times)

delthebike · « **Reply #50 on:** 05 December, 2014, 10:49:02 am »

Possibly lunch and/or Compasses.

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #51 on:** 05 December, 2014, 12:11:15 pm »

By the way, I have just purchase my costume

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #52 on:** 05 December, 2014, 12:13:50 pm »

I've spent over a tenner this year. No wonder the economy is bouncing back

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #53 on:** 05 December, 2014, 12:33:09 pm »

My fashion spies tell me that crotchless is in vogue this year so I have ensured my Xmas Do costume is in keeping with current trends.

tippers_kiwi · « **Reply #54 on:** 05 December, 2014, 12:40:41 pm »

Quote from: Oscar's dad on 05 December, 2014, 12:33:09 pm

My fashion spies tell me that crotchless is in vogue this year so I have ensured my Xmas Do costume is in keeping with current trends.

I am not coming

OK, I am still not convinced that camping in January is in anyway sensible...then again this time last year I had never ridden through Lincolnshire at night (or any other time) so I am not sure what Sensible actually means.

Put me down for la totale Montae

Oros70 · « **Reply #55 on:** 05 December, 2014, 12:42:28 pm »

I can do all day sat

Flatbar Steve · « **Reply #56 on:** 05 December, 2014, 01:27:54 pm »

OD Please put me down for full monty. This looks great... I'll join u sometime before lunch

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #57 on:** 05 December, 2014, 01:38:14 pm »

Blimey, we have 6 people camping (assuming no-one bottles it). This could be a record!

JenM · « **Reply #58 on:** 06 December, 2014, 11:12:14 pm »

I should be able to make it for lunch, but as I need to fit it around something else I'll let you know for deffo when Oaky has revealed the location.

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #59 on:** 08 December, 2014, 08:29:55 am »

OK folks, the attendee list on page 2 has been updated.

Jo at The Compasses has emailed me back (Joss is away at present) and I have booked the Green Room from 7pm onwards.

Oaky is working on a route and if I was a betting man I would say lunch will be enjoyed at The Axe & Compasses, Aythorpe Roding but who knows, he might surprise us yet.

Oaky · « **Reply #60 on:** 08 December, 2014, 09:39:23 am »

Quote from: Oscar's dad on 08 December, 2014, 08:29:55 am

Oaky is working on a route and if I was a betting man I would say lunch will be enjoyed at The Axe & Compasses, Aythorpe Roding but who knows, he might surprise us yet.

I think we can safely assume that it'll be the Axe and Compasses. I'll work on the route based on the helpful suggestions you texted me yesterday.

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #61 on:** 08 December, 2014, 09:43:45 am »

I will phone them later to break the good news. What better start to a year could any pub hope for!

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #62 on:** 08 December, 2014, 10:51:20 am »

Your attention please ... Yet Another Update (can you see what I did there?)
I have booked a table for 12 to 20 people at the Axe & Compasses for 1400 hrs. They are going to need a deposit on Saturday 27th so I will need firm numbers by then - so please start doing some forward planning!

There is Yet Another Item of News (I'm on a roll now). On Saturday at The Blue Boar trainmanbri turned up with the lovely Mrs trainmanbri. We got discussing costumes. In the loft they have one of these:

(The dress, not Ginger Spice herself(*))

It was suggested that Huggy should borrow said outfit. I can't say he looked overly enthusiastic but given enough gentle encouragement I'm sure he'll go for it.

(*) If I may M'lud, Ginger Spice, the stage name of one Ms Geri Halliwell, was a member of the popular beat combo The Spice Girls who rose to fame in the latter half of the 1990s.

NB - I believe the dress was originally worn my Mrs trainmanbri but perhaps one ought not to jump to conclusions.

JenM · « **Reply #63 on:** 08 December, 2014, 01:48:47 pm »

Count me in as a definite for lunch.

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #64 on:** 08 December, 2014, 03:27:22 pm »

Splendid. This is all coming together nicely.

Wowbagger · « **Reply #65 on:** 08 December, 2014, 04:15:53 pm »

Quote from: Oscar's dad on 08 December, 2014, 10:51:20 am

(*) If I may M'lud, Ginger Spice, the stage name of one Ms Geri Halliwell, was a member of the popular beat combo The Spice Girls who rose to fame in the latter half of the 1990s.

Thank you, thank you!

(nods off again)

bobb · « **Reply #66 on:** 08 December, 2014, 04:48:24 pm »

Count me in for breakfast and lunch. Probably shuffle off after that....

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #67 on:** 13 December, 2014, 01:48:51 pm »

Right then, I have time on my hands today so have taken over route devising duties from our Oaky who's a bit busy. I present you with a crudely drawn ball sack and cock with squirty bit! If anyone fancies finessing the route please go ahead

Another thing, feel free to invite WAGs, small people and other sorts of significant others to join us for brekkie at 'spoons in Witham. Of course civilians are also welcome at the other venues throughout the event.

Oaky · « **Reply #68 on:** 13 December, 2014, 04:20:35 pm »

It's France!

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #69 on:** 13 December, 2014, 04:53:02 pm »

Le Cock Noel!

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #70 on:** 13 December, 2014, 05:05:13 pm »

The attendee list on Page 2 is swelling nicely.

bloomers100 · « **Reply #71 on:** 13 December, 2014, 06:10:41 pm »

I haven't seen many sets of cocks and balls other than my own but your route looks more like a splash of ejaculate on its own.

Wowbagger · « **Reply #72 on:** 13 December, 2014, 06:16:27 pm »

Am I right in that lunch is intended to be at the Axe & Compasses, Aythorp Roding?

Has anyone invited Jurek?

tippers_kiwi · « **Reply #73 on:** 14 December, 2014, 04:40:51 pm »

Oh no...Mrs Tippers picked up my costume for me today as a surprise. Lets just say, I'll be carrying a Badge and You've got a friend in me!

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #74 on:** 14 December, 2014, 04:45:11 pm »

Very festive

My costume turned up the other day. I discovered it isn't crotchless. It's worse than that. I haven't had the nerve to try it on yet!

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