Author Topic: You know you're middle aged when  (Read 68813 times)

Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #900 on: May 12, 2019, 12:22:36 pm »
When you learn that Vyvyan/Eddie Hitler is moving to Albert Square.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48220537
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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #901 on: May 12, 2019, 01:34:42 pm »
A Facebook friend posts 60th birthday pics of her dad showing wonderful happy family group, including 8 grandchildren and you realise he's nearly  year your junior.

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #902 on: May 12, 2019, 04:53:13 pm »
Friends send you an invitation to their golden wedding celebrations and you got married in the same year.
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #903 on: May 12, 2019, 05:09:57 pm »
When you learn that Vyvyan/Eddie Hitler is moving to Albert Square.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48220537
Good grief.
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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #904 on: May 24, 2019, 09:44:14 pm »
One of your mates turns up at the pub with a broken foot in plaster caused by a bizarre bee keeping accident (dropped one of the frames on it and it landed on edge). Does anyone under 40 keep bees ?
I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that.

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #905 on: May 24, 2019, 10:44:07 pm »


Does anyone under 40 keep bees ?

Not deliberately.
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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #906 on: May 24, 2019, 10:47:00 pm »


Does anyone under 40 keep bees ?

Not deliberately.
We kept bees at school.Mr Edmondson, the head teacher, was bee wrangler in chief and over 40, but his willing assistants were 11.
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