Author Topic: Today's SPAM  (Read 6721 times)

Re: Today's SPAM
« Reply #100 on: December 16, 2016, 10:37:34 am »
'Happy holidays from HSBC'. I don't think so.
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Re: Today's SPAM
« Reply #101 on: December 16, 2016, 10:42:05 am »
'Happy holidays from HSBC'. I don't think so.

Strangely enough, with the bank's genius for imitating spam, that one appears to be genuine.

Re: Today's SPAM
« Reply #102 on: December 22, 2016, 05:48:24 pm »
Android tablet being heavily spammed, lots of adverts and random downloads. Disabling the download app stopped the random downloads, putting an add blocker on the wireless connection stopped most of the adds, the only problem is it takes about thirty seconds for the add blocker to kick in after the tablet's booted so a few adds at start up. The cause is a mystery at the moment, I presume I've picked up a nasty from somewhere but I can't find it, when I do find it I'm going to take great pleasure in nuking it.

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Re: Today's SPAM
« Reply #103 on: December 31, 2016, 03:46:50 pm »
Parking charge relating to 19th Dec which is at least a day my car was used.  The numerous smelling pistakes confirmed the strong suspicion.
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Re: Today's SPAM
« Reply #104 on: December 31, 2016, 03:59:59 pm »
IME HSBC excel in sending spammy texts and emails which are in fact genuine.   Totally unprofessional.
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Re: Today's SPAM
« Reply #105 on: January 09, 2017, 08:54:03 pm »
I've just had a 'Nigerian' one, in Italian, claiming to be from Canada.  ???
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Re: Today's SPAM
« Reply #106 on: January 12, 2017, 09:36:33 am »
Good Day,

TENDER NOTICE

Sealed tenders are invited from experienced Consultants, Contractors and Suppliers for plans to build a new R11 billion Vaal River City, Midvaal Johannesburg. Yaetsho Investments and Project will assign the selected professionals after the tender process to deliver a powerful mix of international and local architecture in the Vaal River City development.

Tender documents can be obtained before the closing date from Tender Officer, Yaetsho Investment and Project.

See attached for more details.


Regards,

Yaetsho Investments & Projects


ICBA to check how much 11 billion Rand is in real money but I suspect it's not worth getting out of bed, or opening the attached document, for.
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Re: Today's SPAM
« Reply #107 on: January 12, 2017, 09:51:24 am »
ICBA to check how much 11 billion Rand is in real money but I suspect it's not worth getting out of bed, or opening the attached document, for.

I'm pretty sure it's what the taxi driver attempted to charge me for the 10 minute ride between Sandton and Parkville in Jo'burg the other month.
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Re: Today's SPAM
« Reply #108 on: January 12, 2017, 04:30:59 pm »
ICBA to check how much 11 billion Rand is in real money but I suspect it's not worth getting out of bed, or opening the attached document, for.
I'd get out of bed for it. Several tens of millions of these -

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Re: Today's SPAM
« Reply #109 on: January 12, 2017, 06:05:37 pm »
Oh darn, I forgot to renew my Apple account as per the expiry warning SMS received yesterday.

That'll be the Apple account I don't have.
2016 targets after 9 months: A - Achieved 19/10 - 1000 commute & weekday miles. B - Achieved 24/09 - 500 miles of weekend riding. C - Achieved 20/08 - First imperial century

Re: Today's SPAM
« Reply #110 on: Today at 10:53:32 am »
An Andrew Baron has just sent an e-mail telling me 2M US Dollars was donated to me and to reply to an e-mail address.

I've done so and sent my bank details so presumably it will be in my bank soon. In the meantime I wonder what bike I'll buy first.....

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