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Red wine and cat
« on: October 07, 2008, 10:07:48 pm »
If I've spilt some red wine on our neighbour's cat, do I need to put some white on him too to remove said wine?

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Re: Red wine and cat
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2008, 10:20:46 pm »
Just make sure you suck it all out of his fur.  Wine's too good to waste.

Clare

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Re: Red wine and cat
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2008, 10:31:15 pm »
Cover it in salt  :thumbsup:.


Re: Red wine and cat
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2008, 10:32:50 pm »
Cover it in salt  :thumbsup:.



I thought that was if I spilt Tequila on him?

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Re: Red wine and cat
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2008, 10:36:27 pm »
No, then you'd have to stuff a quarter of lime up his arse and eat the worm.


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Re: Red wine and cat
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2008, 10:38:21 pm »
Cover it in salt  :thumbsup:.

I thought that was if I spilt Tequila on him?

And I thought it was for slugs. I'm not sure salt will get rid of cats in the same way.

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Clare

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Re: Red wine and cat
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2008, 10:41:08 pm »
Covering the cat with slugs is never going to work  :-\ .

Re: Red wine and cat
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2008, 10:56:57 pm »
Cover it in salt  :thumbsup:.



I thought that was if I spilt Tequila on him?

There is a "Cat go woof" joke in here somewhere
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Re: Red wine and cat
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2008, 11:00:42 pm »
So your telling us you've spilt wine on your neighbours pussy and you don't know what to do with it?
Have you tried licking and sucking it out.

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Re: Red wine and cat
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2008, 12:26:59 pm »
A friend of mine said he'd thought about naming his daughter "Margarita", but was worried that people would then put salt on her rim.

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Re: Red wine and cat
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2008, 12:51:48 pm »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Red wine and cat
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2008, 12:53:59 pm »
Covering the cat with slugs is never going to work  :-\ .


Our cats quite often come in beraing slugs & they have no sign of wine stains on them  :)

Re: Red wine and cat
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2008, 12:54:20 pm »
 ;D

This thread made I larf  and makes a nice change from The Rant Thread which is also good for a chuckle :thumbsup:.