Ah, yes.
A friend of mine taught me to eat creme caramels with no hands. A great party trick, lean down to the plate and just hoover the wobbly thing up.
So I was practising one day, as you do. Lean down, hoover up, and whack, an entire 250 gram pot in the lungs. Didn't realise what had happened at first, but I soon realised that breathing was not an option. Thankfully, Mrs rae, being medically trained, knew precisely what to do.
It is a bizarre thing blowing your nose several hours after the event and filling the handkerchief with creme caramel.