Author Topic: I've never watched Star Wars.  (Read 8868 times)

redshift

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Re: I've never watched Star Wars.
« Reply #125 on: December 20, 2015, 09:08:15 pm »
And the famously deleted Death Star canteen scene:

Vader: Crrrch!  Who are you?
Regan: We're the sweeney, son, and we haven't had any dinner yet!

Ah, but of course, that's not the only Death Star canteen scene...
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Re: I've never watched Star Wars.
« Reply #126 on: December 28, 2015, 04:52:55 pm »
Watched the Force Awakens this morning.   Grinned all the way through, as did my 9yr old.

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Re: I've never watched Star Wars.
« Reply #127 on: December 29, 2015, 07:07:06 pm »
Watched it today. Grinned too.  :D I'd suggest it could also be known as:
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Re: I've never watched Star Wars.
« Reply #128 on: December 29, 2015, 08:01:29 pm »
And the famously deleted Death Star canteen scene:

Vader: Crrrch!  Who are you?
Regan: We're the sweeney, son, and we haven't had any dinner yet!

Ah, but of course, that's not the only Death Star canteen[/url url] scene...



I prefer the Death Star toilet scene

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj_58p90CME

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Re: I've never watched Star Wars.
« Reply #129 on: December 30, 2015, 08:47:38 am »
And the great revelation: Princess Leia and Han Solo have a child, and that child is
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Re: I've never watched Star Wars.
« Reply #130 on: January 05, 2016, 04:32:53 pm »
Had there been no Star Wars we would never have have been subjected to Sarah Brightman singing "I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper".  Think on that, fanboiz, before telling us how marvellous it is :demon:
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Re: I've never watched Star Wars.
« Reply #131 on: January 05, 2016, 04:40:33 pm »
She'd have only gone and lost it to a Hobbit instead.

Which scans better, starship trooper or hobbit? Tough call...

Re: I've never watched Star Wars.
« Reply #132 on: January 05, 2016, 05:34:36 pm »
Was it just me, or did anyone else here Chewbacca enunciate "I don't know" when asked a question in the new film?

Re: I've never watched Star Wars.
« Reply #133 on: January 05, 2016, 07:26:29 pm »
Had there been no Star Wars we would never have have been subjected to Sarah Brightman singing "I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper".  Think on that, fanboiz, before telling us how marvellous it is :demon:

And no 'Can You Feel the Force?' by The Real Thing. A sort of Blakes 7 version of Earth Wind and Fire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEDboC4mBYk