Author Topic: Board name change  (Read 1768 times)

librarian

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Board name change
« on: January 21, 2016, 03:05:02 pm »
Maybe it'll go like darts.  We'll have a split between the Professional Highest Mileage Council and the British Highest Mileage Organisation. 

The BHMO challenge will be slightly crappy, featuring people who can only manage 25,000 miles a year marshalled by some very old men in blazers, but will be free to watch on the BBC. 

The PHMC will, on the other hand, have choreographed walk-ons from the house to the bike shed each morning (complete with thumping pop theme - Teethgrinder's is "Calling All Heroes" by It Bites) and a girl in a skimpy outfit carrying the national flag.  There will be BIG smoke machines and the challengers will adopt nicknames like "The Masticator" and "The Prince Of Lycra".  There will be a crazed yet strangely literary commentary by the late Sid Waddell.  They'll be vying for the honour of the first to ride 100,000 miles in a year.  But it'll cost you £50 a month to watch on Sky Sports.