Author Topic: The "I'm Such a Fecking Div" Thread  (Read 84647 times)

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Re: The "I'm Such a Fecking Div" Thread
« Reply #1150 on: December 03, 2018, 05:02:57 pm »
For someone who flies a lot, while at the same time being a prime div, I've really missed very few flights – I'm weirdly paranoid about the entire trip planning. We did once-upon-a-time try to leave Carcassonne a day early, owing to my wife. When I pointed out that the mistake was hers (which it completely was) – well, let's just say it didn't end well for me. If it's my fault I should be told, routinely as a remember the time you... If it's hers, it's not to be mentioned ever.

Anyway, I'm here to put in for more div points. Last night, while pouring out a beer from a 750 ml bottle, I dropped it onto the worktop, making a nice dent in the oak, and also causing a jet of beer to erupt from the top. For the first time in my life, a misspent youth that involved learning to kegstand came in useful in reducing the mess (and minimizing tasty beer wastage). I don't think you need another, said my wife. I wouldn't mind but that was the first. In my defence, I had a residual olive oil on my hands from tossing some veg and the bottle had developed a sheen of condensation.
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Re: The "I'm Such a Fecking Div" Thread
« Reply #1151 on: December 05, 2018, 03:00:09 pm »
I managed to turn up a whole week early for an appointment on Saturday  :facepalm:
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Re: The "I'm Such a Fecking Div" Thread
« Reply #1152 on: December 07, 2018, 04:50:44 pm »
Seething. Ordered four new tyres for Hercules le Peugeot. Got the size wrong.

Fucksake! I used to do this for a living. Seriously, you DICK!
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Re: The "I'm Such a Fecking Div" Thread
« Reply #1153 on: December 07, 2018, 07:45:47 pm »
Seething. Ordered four new tyres for Hercules le Peugeot. Got the size wrong.

Fucksake! I used to do this for a living. Seriously, you DICK!
It sounds like it’s probab as well that you don’t do it for a living anymore  ;D
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Re: The "I'm Such a Fecking Div" Thread
« Reply #1154 on: December 07, 2018, 09:28:25 pm »
You can go off people . . .
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Re: The "I'm Such a Fecking Div" Thread
« Reply #1155 on: December 07, 2018, 10:02:31 pm »
 O:-)
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Re: The "I'm Such a Fecking Div" Thread
« Reply #1156 on: December 07, 2018, 10:45:11 pm »
You can go off people . . .

No, you just get tired of them.

Re: The "I'm Such a Fecking Div" Thread
« Reply #1157 on: Yesterday at 12:27:25 am »
 :'(
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Re: The "I'm Such a Fecking Div" Thread
« Reply #1158 on: Yesterday at 07:26:18 am »
Beardy, if it wasn't clear, that "tired" was actually really invisibly spelled "tyred" and directed at Tors.....

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Re: The "I'm Such a Fecking Div" Thread
« Reply #1159 on: Yesterday at 09:16:03 am »
 :thumbsup:

Just my paranoia getting the better of me then.
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Re: The "I'm Such a Fecking Div" Thread
« Reply #1160 on: Yesterday at 09:50:08 am »
Turned up at the dentist at 10:15 together with missus for 10:20 am appointment, only to find out that it was scheduled for 11:20. Ho hum.
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Re: The "I'm Such a Fecking Div" Thread
« Reply #1161 on: Yesterday at 11:39:39 am »
Seething. Ordered four new tyres for Hercules le Peugeot. Got the size wrong.

Fucksake! I used to do this for a living. Seriously, you DICK!
It sounds like it’s probab as well that you don’t do it for a living anymore  ;D


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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.