It doesn’t matter where you start. Just start.
Woodwork teacher at school was Mr Glew.When asked he did admit that his name might have slightly influenced his career choice, but he wasn't sure.
Andrij. I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT
A guy I went to school with got a summer job helping with the artificial insemination of cows. His name was Richard Bull.
There is a Baroness Gardner of Parkes in the Lords. Not exactly on-topic, but funny nonetheless
I wish I could add that my former dentist was named Reg Payne. Alas, that would be a porkie, it wasn't quite his name, though it was quite close!