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meddyg

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Posh Nosh - pizzas for Guardianistas
« on: 22 August, 2021, 08:29:30 pm »
I was ribbing my Bristol glitterati friends
(I lives in Cardiff, see)
about their new stone pizza oven . . .

So you invite your friends round and they bring surprise ingredients
goat's cheese, Santorini capers, you get the picture.

'What else d'you have ?- Shavings of parmesan and truffle ?
- Black pudding's is the groovy ingredient these days ! Better add some of that"

No one brought pineapple or cheesy chips, I bet ....
Help me out with some suggestions !

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Posh Nosh - pizzas for Guardianistas
« Reply #1 on: 22 August, 2021, 09:33:10 pm »
Avocado and falafels are very Bristol right now, maybe you can combine them in some cheesy chips way? Or, having written that, even combine them with cheesy chips. Very, erm, something. Cheesy avo falafel chips. Yumm.
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Re: Posh Nosh - pizzas for Guardianistas
« Reply #2 on: 22 August, 2021, 10:32:15 pm »
Avocado is omnipresent.  The other week Professor Larrington found herself partaking of breakfast in an Australian café in That London where there was apparently only one item on the food menu that didn’t contain it.  She ordered same.

“Wouldya like extra avocaaaado with that?” asked the waitress.

Teeth were gritted.
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Re: Posh Nosh - pizzas for Guardianistas
« Reply #3 on: 22 August, 2021, 10:41:28 pm »
Avocado is omnipresent.  The other week Professor Larrington found herself partaking of breakfast in an Australian café in That London where there was apparently only one item on the food menu that didn’t contain it.  She ordered same.

“Wouldya like extra avocaaaado with that?” asked the waitress.

Teeth were gritted.

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Re: Posh Nosh - pizzas for Guardianistas
« Reply #4 on: 22 August, 2021, 10:42:35 pm »
Avocado is omnipresent.  The other week Professor Larrington found herself partaking of breakfast in an Australian café in That London where there was apparently only one item on the food menu that didn’t contain it.  She ordered same.

“Wouldya like extra avocaaaado with that?” asked the waitress.

Teeth were gritted.

<imagines Mitchell and Webb creating a postmodern take on a certain Monty Pythin sketch>

This was done when the tale was related over the phone the other day.
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Re: Posh Nosh - pizzas for Guardianistas
« Reply #5 on: 22 August, 2021, 10:43:11 pm »
Avocado is omnipresent.  The other week Professor Larrington found herself partaking of breakfast in an Australian café in That London where there was apparently only one item on the food menu that didn’t contain it.  She ordered same.

“Wouldya like extra avocaaaado with that?” asked the waitress.

Teeth were gritted.

<imagines Mitchell and Webb creating a postmodern take on a certain Monty Pythin sketch>

This was done when the tale was related over the phone the other day.

 ;D
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meddyg

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Re: Posh Nosh - pizzas for Guardianistas
« Reply #6 on: 22 August, 2021, 10:49:40 pm »
Quote
- Black pudding's is the groovy ingredient these days ! Better add some of that"

apparently they're serving vegetarian black pudding in that Bristol now !

It's made of beetroot

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Re: Posh Nosh - pizzas for Guardianistas
« Reply #7 on: 22 August, 2021, 11:12:06 pm »
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Re: Posh Nosh - pizzas for Guardianistas
« Reply #8 on: 22 August, 2021, 11:23:51 pm »
Quote
- Black pudding's is the groovy ingredient these days ! Better add some of that"

apparently they're serving vegetarian black pudding in that Bristol now !

It's made of beetroot

Good grief, is nothing sacred? :demon:
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Re: Posh Nosh - pizzas for Guardianistas
« Reply #9 on: 22 August, 2021, 11:26:21 pm »
Quote
- Black pudding's is the groovy ingredient these days ! Better add some of that"

apparently they're serving vegetarian black pudding in that Bristol now !

It's made of beetroot

Not from the blood of vegetarians  ???

Re: Posh Nosh - pizzas for Guardianistas
« Reply #10 on: 22 August, 2021, 11:30:17 pm »
Quote
- Black pudding's is the groovy ingredient these days ! Better add some of that"

apparently they're serving vegetarian black pudding in that Bristol now !

It's made of beetroot

Not from the blood of vegetarians  ???

Not enough iron content...  :demon: ;) :demon:


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Re: Posh Nosh - pizzas for Guardianistas
« Reply #11 on: 23 August, 2021, 07:02:51 am »
Quote
- Black pudding's is the groovy ingredient these days ! Better add some of that"

apparently they're serving vegetarian black pudding in that Bristol now !

It's made of beetroot

Good grief, is nothing sacred? :demon:

It's made in Lancashire by the same people who make The black pudding

meddyg

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Re: Posh Nosh - pizzas for Guardianistas
« Reply #12 on: 23 August, 2021, 08:00:46 am »
Oh, there was samphire as well

= that'll be for the seafood pizza !


(I do like all these ingredients by the way;
just hope I've haven't blown my pizza party invitation !)

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Posh Nosh - pizzas for Guardianistas
« Reply #13 on: 23 August, 2021, 09:23:35 am »
Quote
- Black pudding's is the groovy ingredient these days ! Better add some of that"

apparently they're serving vegetarian black pudding in that Bristol now !

It's made of beetroot

Good grief, is nothing sacred? :demon:

It's made in Lancashire by the same people who make The black pudding
Vegetarian black pudding doesn't sound very Bristol at all. Now, if it was vegan black pudding, that would be right.
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Re: Posh Nosh - pizzas for Guardianistas
« Reply #14 on: 23 August, 2021, 10:08:43 am »
Haggis and black pudding are the only true pizza toppings.
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Re: Posh Nosh - pizzas for Guardianistas
« Reply #15 on: 23 August, 2021, 10:22:37 am »
Hand-wrung angst?

(ETA) Artisanal, of course.
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meddyg

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Re: Posh Nosh - pizzas for Guardianistas
« Reply #16 on: 23 August, 2021, 08:20:24 pm »
Haggis and black pudding are the only true pizza toppings.

that sounds like a truly offal pizza ...

You remember  the specialité de région 'Wenceslas' pizza ?
'What's that then?" asked puzzled Americans in Prague of their waiter.
"Wenceslas Pizza ? - that's deep pan, crisp and even... "