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Mr Larrington

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Re: more insane management speak phrases
« Reply #800 on: 20 July, 2022, 09:00:14 am »
[…] no one in the fat east can pronounce.

Sumo wrestlers?

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Re: more insane management speak phrases
« Reply #801 on: 20 July, 2022, 09:07:37 am »
Super excited and incredibly passionate about my best bit of management speak I have ever heard. "Lets put that in the ideas fridge and snack on it later" ;D
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Re: more insane management speak phrases
« Reply #802 on: 20 July, 2022, 09:10:05 am »
In this case HealthCare, as distinct from healthcare, is a brand name adopted as part of a big rebranding "spin" (which is a word they're using as short for "spin off"; "Work on the spins is progressing well")
Rubbish brand name of course, if you want any kind of trade mark. The idea of a trade mark is to be distinctive. If you just use any kind of descriptive word, even violating the odd rule of grammar to make your version a bit different does not constitute "distinctive".

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Re: more insane management speak phrases
« Reply #803 on: 20 July, 2022, 09:21:57 am »
Super excited and incredibly passionate about my best bit of management speak I have ever heard. "Lets put that in the ideas fridge and snack on it later" ;D

That literally sounds like something I might say.
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Re: more insane management speak phrases
« Reply #804 on: 20 July, 2022, 09:37:28 am »
Super excited and incredibly passionate about my best bit of management speak I have ever heard. "Lets put that in the ideas fridge and snack on it later" ;D

That literally sounds like something I might say.
Usefully ambiguous. Noted for consideration or dismissed?
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Re: more insane management speak phrases
« Reply #805 on: 20 July, 2022, 09:44:53 am »
Super excited and incredibly passionate about my best bit of management speak I have ever heard. "Lets put that in the ideas fridge and snack on it later" ;D

That literally sounds like something I might say.

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Re: more insane management speak phrases
« Reply #806 on: 20 July, 2022, 10:45:01 am »
Super excited and incredibly passionate about my best bit of management speak I have ever heard. "Lets put that in the ideas fridge and snack on it later" ;D

That literally sounds like something I might say.

Well it's always nice to run things up the flagpole with someone singing from the same hymnsheet ;)
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Re: more insane management speak phrases
« Reply #807 on: 20 July, 2022, 11:27:23 am »
the fat east can pronounce.

I think you'll find that is west.
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