Poll

Which way do you hang yours.

Fringe
Mullet
Floor standing
Other
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Voting closes: 28 June, 2021, 09:02:15 am

Author Topic: Loo roll orientation  (Read 1022 times)

Blodwyn Pig

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Re: Loo roll orientation
« Reply #25 on: 30 May, 2021, 01:50:01 pm »
It is easier to tear sheets off one-handed if it is a mullet.
why, what are you doing with the other hand, assuming you have one?

fboab

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Re: Loo roll orientation
« Reply #26 on: 30 May, 2021, 03:46:37 pm »
Fringe. Fringe. Fringe.

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Re: Loo roll orientation
« Reply #27 on: 30 May, 2021, 04:08:44 pm »
I was always very much a fringe person.  So much so that I would even 'correct' loo rolls in other people's homes.  However, since moving into this house where one loo has a holder that will encourage the damn thing to unroll itself into a heap on the floor when more than half used unless mulleted, I've had to concede.  :(
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Re: Loo roll orientation
« Reply #28 on: 30 May, 2021, 04:32:07 pm »
The problem with mullet is that, following a hull breach*, you will be scrabbling at the wall with beshitted fingers, and that cannot be good.

*Ok, an extreme scenario but, unless it was an angel**, any return visit to the roll is with fingers that you wouldn't want to lick

**the poo that leaves the paper totally clean.  Generally indicates a low fibre diet, even if it is convenient
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Re: Loo roll orientation
« Reply #29 on: 30 May, 2021, 05:11:17 pm »
The mullet thing may also be a problem if you have a full roll and landlord wallpaper like Kim's.
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Re: Loo roll orientation
« Reply #30 on: 30 May, 2021, 05:22:29 pm »
It is easier to tear sheets off one-handed if it is a mullet.
why, what are you doing with the other hand, assuming you have one?
Holding a book, of course.
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