My subconscious would like to point out---it was followed in the dream at half past five this morning by a pair of rather homoerotic qoph-shaped sausages and a mysterious sauce called "Jones's"---that the denizens of this forum are not Yacfers but Yak Furries.I have no idea if this perversion even exists outside the abyssal grottos of my tortured psyche. As I understand it furries usually identify exclusively with carnivores. But if it does then I'm sure one of you erudite lot is to blame.