Haemeroides

[Treewheeler]

Big pulsing veins that stick out of your bum and weep blood every time you shit.
Question is...
 Has any-one ever died of them...?

[rogerzilla]

Digging out old fence posts once did it for me, although thankfully they were of the extremely mild kind and vanished after a day or two.

[rogerzilla]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/HTN6Du3MCgI&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/HTN6Du3MCgI&rel=1</a>

[LEE]

Someone told me that the Sultan of Oman had 'Piles of Gold' , and they seemed to think it was  good thing so I'm confused.

[mike]

Poor old pramod nearly died of embarrassment - poor pramod - email from a team in India

[Jaded]

Digging out old fence posts once did it for me, although thankfully they were of the extremely mild kind and vanished after a day or two.

Gadzooks, that made my eyes weep.

How did you get the fence posts in there in the first place?

[Fixedwheelnut]

Digging out old fence posts once did it for me, although thankfully they were of the extremely mild kind and vanished after a day or two.

Gadzooks, that made my eyes weep.

How did you get the fence posts in there in the first place?

   yeah I always thought you could get cream for them 

[GruB]

On Ch.4 the other week on their Embarrassing Ailments Show, there was a chap that got his hems out.  Oh they made me weep.  Fair play though he'd been suffering for years and was just going on and on, until the show came along and he thought, hell, I'll show the world.
The Doctor suggested they were bad enough for surgical intervention I believe.

[rogerzilla]

How did you get the fence posts in there in the first place?

Purple Extreme lube 

[Treewheeler]

It's nothing to do with the gay bar downstairs I assure you.
 I was undermining a tree, mattock in hand before pulling it over with pulleys.
Took all day and what I thought was sweat was in fact BLOOD!
 Nothing to do with BUM SEX or sitting on fenceposts like Rogered-zilla...
(And by the way that is a very good video!)
Couldn't/wouldn't cycle, take deep breaths, squeeze when required or lift anything for 4 days as I was afraid my vein would POP.

On an aside...
 I got so pissed off with losing sleep with the late night anticts of the gay parade bar downstairs that last week before I left to return to the U.K, I glued up their door locks with my remaining wood filler.
 
 

[Ian H]

On an aside...
 I got so pissed off with losing sleep with the late night anticts of the gay parade bar downstairs that last week before I left to return to the U.K, I glued up their door locks with my remaining wood filler.

Sometimes, dear chap, I'm amazed you've lived this long.

[Zipperhead]

Is wood filler a euphemism?

[Treewheeler]

STOP IT I SAY JUST STOP IT I'M NOT FE#$*NG GAY I TELL YOU! 

[Hummers]

STOP IT I SAY JUST STOP IT I'M NOT FE#$*NG GAY I TELL YOU! 

Methinks m'lady protesteth too much.

Bless.

He's going through the 'denial' phase.

H