Because we were contacted by our local council, due to Mrs M receiving a 'qualifying benefit', it seems we are eligible for the latest iteration of the Green Homes Grant.
Leicestershire County Council have subcontracted this to Eon.
Eon sent one of their subcontracted assessors to do the requisite Home Energy Survey so we'd get an EPC (It seems we are D).
Eon subcontract the works to their subcontractors (who presumably have subcontractors)
The assessor confessed to being a dissatisfied energy salesman who'd retrained online during the lockdown to be an energy assessor, Eon being the second company he'd worked with so far.
On the plus side - he did finally settle my very longstanding question about the walls on the main part of our house as being solid brick (they look as though they ought to be cavity, but are too old to be).
However, he couldn't assess out loft insulation as it was partly boarded "can't see it - can't assess it" (I think it's 'pretty good' but he's supposed to be the expert).
There's no insulation in the ceiling of our extension - I think this is a major issue, but he couldn't assess it because he couldn't get to see what's there (it's a tiny hatch - yes you could get through it, but it ain't easy).
He dismissed 'Smart Heating Controls' on his experience with Hive which he admitted he didn't really understand. He didn't even consider the cavity wall of the extension.
He waxed lyrical about PV Solar panels (based on the fact he'd sold them when they first came out) but then let out that it only Thermal Solar available on the scheme.
So - not impressed.
I'm waiting for the report, which based on what he was saying will suggest:
1) Underfloor insulation (we have suspended wooden floors) - I'm not taking up vast areas of expensive, expensively laid, laminate flooring unless they reinstate it (which they won't)
2) External Wall Insulation - which I'm tempted to go for if it's offered
3) Solar Thermal Panels - which I'd consider
IF they offer a system which will work with my 3 year old combi-boiler
AND they'll put the tank in the loft.
4) I'm hoping that the Smart Heating Controls make an appearance because the electronic radiator valves are starting to show their age and I'd rather Boris pays for a Tada system than me (I live in hope).
5) I'm hopeful that the cavity wall on the extension does get included because I'm pretty sure it's not insulated - it's a small area, but if they won't consider the ceiling, the walls will be worth doing.
I await the report and a visit from a 'Technical Surveyor'