Last night's amusement

[librarian]

Mikey, you ought to be immortalised in Viz.

Mikey and his Mighty Horn.

Mikey: C'mon, Horn, let's go for a ride. Uh-oh!!!  That motorist up ahead
looks half asleep?

PAAARRRRPPPPP!!!!!!!!

Motorist: YOU STUPID #@#$!!!

Mikey: Ho Ho Ho, well done, Horn!!!


I've been gettin' away with it all my life...